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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

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fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

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okami is a way goofier game than i expected. though to be fair, im not sure what i expected.

my favorite part so far is when some god with incredible power shows up and tells amaterasu how the land is in ruins and covered in evil and everybody is gonna die unless she unleashes her great power to save the world and then the camera pans back to amaterasu and shes like this

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At least once a week I remind my cat that she doesn't like root beer, and every time she doesn't believe me until she gets bubbles up her nose. This has been going on since 2013.

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“Three full strokes across that creamed area” - Sam Reich 2025

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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The best pillow

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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.