the temporal tempo of stupidity. I talk about anything I want so no theme except for lunacy.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Finished up my battle jacket !
I embroidered the This Is How We Get Better patch, and I painted the back and the solid-colour bugs on the front. The others patches I bought from various sources. I also sewed the sections under the arms on to modify the fit of the jacket :)
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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
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Hide and seek

I know that this is not possible, but i just want them to be happy kids... And playing children games... Am i asking too much?
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every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb
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Thoughts on GOTY Clair Obscur: Expedition 33??
time to put on my favorite shirt
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After careful consideration I have decided this man is incredibly touch starved. That is my wisdom for today
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"women are always like—"
"men are always like—"
shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over
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First time sending hate mail kinda nervous
Come on everyone! lets cheer him on!
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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
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I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others
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terrible mishap in the dungeon today after the gelatinous slime took a nap in my jello cup. we will all miss wiggly steve
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