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Mein got, just push me under, please.

Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.

Love me some burritos.

Source: could be worse comics

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Sometimes, you just have to become small and round.

Things I have learned about Samus from non-game Metroid media:

-She’s obsessed with round things

-She likes Legend of Zelda

-She has severe PTSD

-She CANNOT be trusted with missiles

-She enjoys being a ball

-The Thoha fully claim her as their baby. She was probably incredibly loved. I’m not going to cry over this I promise.

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War wasps

So invested in the lore in Metroid Prime unfortunately mmm I must consume. Scan everything. I need to know what this weird creature does.

Also I fucking hate War Wasps.

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These shots were taken with a Nikon D60, with auto focus disabled.

I'm not sure what species. Any guesses are welcome.

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Random bullshit

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Here I am getting beaten with the ugly stick.

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Me: rewatching that one 9+ hour retrospective on the Castlevania series.

Choosing a video

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So, apparently trumps using the national guard to gather immigrants now.

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After days of listening to the tech billionaire criticize his ‘Big Beautiful Bill,’ President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Elon Musk Friday by nuking Mars. “Elon was ‘wearing thin,’ I asked him to leave, and then I blew up his stupid planet that no one else cared about,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social just moments after launching the entire U.S.

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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

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Aerospace!

did i do this right

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You see, my mom didn't force me into that program in school. It was me and the VP verses her, but also, the VP didn't want me in that program either, so it was her and the VP verses me.

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Fine, I'll get my Jesus cos play out.

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Can we talk about the fact that he let his kid be in close proximity to a person he knew to be a pedophile?

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