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part of me wants to see dan’s initial reaction but i also know that would not be safe for internet consumption

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this is the real hard launch

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phil insta post / tweet

28/5/24

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dan. dan pls

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DanAndPhilCRAFTS merch is here!

Hello Crafties

To celebrate the latest upload to DanAndPhilCRAFTS:

We’ve finally decided to release two limited edition designs to celebrate our creative community!

Don’t Cry Craft Tee

The catchphrase that destroyed the internet, finally immortalised on a garment. Complete with ‘Art Is Important’ pro-tip and slime mascot on the reverse. Wear to spread a positive message to the people in your life!

Ritual Tee

Creativity is nothing without friendship! Sometimes he speaks to us through the flames, and here he is to celebrate our latest craft. 

Sticker Bundle!

And lastly as a special thank you to anyone who wants both designs, you will get a discounted price AND a free exclusive sticker pack! You can use these stickers for any art or rituals you make to really enhance the creativity 🙂

These special designs will only be printed once, as the government is trying to terminate us, so thank you to everyone who supports us on our journey to create art and worship in his name!

We want to say thank you to all the crafties out there that have supported our channel as we have uploaded twice a day, every single day since April 1st 2015.

And remember - Don’t Cry, CRAFT!

-Dan and Phil

WORLDWIDE STORE USA STORE AUSTRALIA STORE EUROPE STORE

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SLIME ?

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phil retweeted

14/1/24

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God I love watching people trying to do math

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literally all you have to know about dan and phil's relationship is that they are soulmates/life companions. people can discuss all they want like are they queerplatonic? a monogamous couple? in an open relationship? but like... none of that changes what they mean to each other. they've been together for 14 years and designed a house and share living and working space. Dan waxes poetic in interviews about how their relationship is deeper than any typical human relationship... they literally posted a joint nude for April Fools and Dan gave Phil an "Official DILF" cake for his birthday, and that's just a couple highlights of what's happened THIS YEAR. like they are so comfortable and committed to each other, that's all that matters. it actually makes me go a little insane just thinking about it...

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i cant get over how happy and relaxed both dan and phil look in this new era like

just look at them

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every dan and phil video makes me so desperate for a love like theirs. i do not even care if it’s romantic or platonic i simply want what they have. down to the stupidest things, like the heartthrob game predictions, but also the shared jokes, the identical actions, the domesticity. they’re like intrinsically connected and while i’m so happy to witness it i also crave it for myself so fucking deeply

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SCREAM

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husband

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2010 / 2023

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dnp's video titles: DAN AND PHIL ARE GETTING MARRIED PHAN COMPILATION DAN AND PHIL SUCK DICK AND BALLS

me crying on the floor sobbing and throwing up: pleaase...,,,,,,,waht gayme are you playing.,,,,...,,???

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It’s times like this when I like to remember how we were freaking the fuck out over seeing some knee in 2017, now here we are in 2023 with a fucking Catboy photoshoot