Rose Lalonde|16| she/her. High school student by daylight, professional diviner by the witching hour. Zestful summoner of the bestial and strange. Avid knitter when the mood strikes. Tempestuous wordsmith. Dilettantish psychoanalyst. Blogger. Pay upfront, cash only.
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How to respond to the question ‘Are they twins?’
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We’ve been married for ten years, i’m in a silk robe and curlers throwing your most prized possessions off the balcony of our mansion overlooking the sea. You look at me, a shell of a man,and know that I have stolen your money, your youth, and your passion for life.
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please follow my new twitter at all costs i am having far too much fun
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