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Taking self control has so many twists and turns but at the end of the day keep trying and you'll make it one day. 🏅✨🎉🍾 #try #try #tryagain #youvegotspiritkid #jackpot #takeitall #fightsong
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when they talking shit about someone you hate
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A forbidden candy has never looked so sweet
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Forgiveness
How do you forgive yourself for sucking on a cock for two hours straight
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There are some people you’ll never see again. At least, not in the same way
Iain Thomas (via glassbonespaperskin)
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I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now
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“Omg every girl is gonna be Harley Quinn for Halloween” every guy has been batman for like 94 years shut the fuck up you insufferable toe
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