teratologique
teratologique
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
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One day, I hope to walk off into the woods and die.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
teratologique · 12 hours ago
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teratologique · 1 day ago
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teratologique · 2 days ago
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teratologique · 2 days ago
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Response for when the far-right pick a fight by spewing ignorant divisive bollocks, then claim that they're being 'bullied', or 'cancelled', or 'oppressed' or 'silenced' when other people argue back or criticise them for said bollocks.
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teratologique · 3 days ago
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By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!
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teratologique · 3 days ago
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anyway you guys wanna see more of the completely necessarily horny theseus and minotaur sculpture by canova? because it’s my favourite thing and i legit want to know if canova intentionally made it as homoerotic as he possibly could because
well
imagine doing this *gestures vaguely* accidentally
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teratologique · 4 days ago
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Happy memorial day
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teratologique · 4 days ago
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teratologique · 5 days ago
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Not mine, credit to @audhdwithzoe on tiktok!
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teratologique · 5 days ago
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teratologique · 5 days ago
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interviewer: you are straight
kermit: 😐
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teratologique · 6 days ago
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teratologique · 6 days ago
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Hi everyone. Happy pride month :) Here's a little mod post
I didn't forget about @polltrek, I just realized I'd probably need to put together some polls myself to get momentum going for the blog so then it could get more visibility and submissions. And that's fine, I just haven't gotten around to doing that yet.
Also I didn't mention this in the post introducing @polltrek but on that blog I would also plan to reblog other people's polls if they had any contestants from star trek. RELATEDLY: Please vote for Quark in this poll. Thank you. And if I see you in the reblogs repping for Garak its on sight. (/joking. Or am I.)
Finally, to the anon that was baffled by my usage of the magic comma in my last reblog. Here is where I learned the secret. Go forth and add commas to your tags.
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teratologique · 6 days ago
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teratologique · 7 days ago
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As a trans woman you can generally expect not to be believed about most things: The legal processes you've navigated, effects you've had from transition care, what you had for breakfast, and so on.
But there's one major exception, which is when you're clearly joking.
If you say something like "I'm going to forcefem Richard Nixon for his crimes", you will be subjected to a person who fully and entirely believes that:
You possess the infrastructure and resources necessary to operate a real life forcefemming dungeon sophisticated enough to forcefem not just any captive, but a US President
You intend to wield the power of this forcefem dungeon over political disagreements, and are taking active steps to do so
Your intended target is Richard Nixon, famously a corpse who has been dead for 30 glorious, Nixonless years, and you are apparently going to be able to put him in a state that would be receptive to forcefemming, which is generally understood to require a subject who is alive
Despite the evidence that you are a necromancer with substantial kidnapping abilities, you are receptive to being informed, in a strongly worded post of concern, that necromantic forcefem is immoral.
And once they've caught you in your dastardly scheme, they will not relent at attempts to clarify
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teratologique · 7 days ago
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There are two types of people...
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