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Bads gonna have another little hide and seek with missa... since missa wants to be writing fanfiction it'll be murder mystery themed <3

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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a while ago i saw an anti-cnc meme that went something like "if your boyfriend learns not to stop at "no", do you really think he's gonna stop at Pineapple?" and ive been thinking about it a lot. like, it assumes that words have some kind of mystical meta-meaning that persists in all contexts, that if we discard the word "no" we also discard the concept of saying no in a symbolic sense. It's a lingually prescriptivist argument in disguise.

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I think tubbo talking about suckin & fuckin with men is a little gay but whatever makes my princess happy 🥰🌈

My streamer loves talking about suckin and fuckin men, I think it’s a little gay but whatever makes my princess happy 💕💕💕💕

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ok I'm gonna let myself be petty

Every time I search for the one vod where tubbo plays qsmp w etoiles & phil in france I see that one clips channel that's like "phil and etoiles show tubbo how to take care of sunny" LIKE BRO

PEOPLE ARE LIKE "HAHA HE'S SO STUPID HE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIS DAUGHTER HE'S NOT FEEDING HER" BRO HE WAS WAITING TO GIVE SUNNY & EM THEIR COOKIES AT THE SAME TIME BC HE DIDN'T WANT EM TO FEEL SECONDARY TO HIS OWN DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE SHE DIDN'T FEEL EXCLUDED!!! BAGI TOLD TUBBO TO BABYSIT HER THAT WEEK SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP HE KNOWS EM HAS ISSUES WITH FEELING SECONDARY TO OTHERS SO HE WAS MAKING SURE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN ....

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"accroche-toi à ta bite,"

"pourquoi?"

"je suis faire sauter, non?"

(im gonna be honest in translation it might not make sense 😭)

me when I get my dick sucked in france tbh

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once i figure out how to make a sex joke in french im going to be back. prepare yourself for the least funny stupidest thing you've ever seen

🫡 I await it eagerly

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

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heidiwranglescats

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I love valorant. I am glad when tubbo plays fps games. Tubbo deserves rest time playing a game he loves. (Tubbathon affirmations)

I love valorant

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"i love complex queer identities" you guys can't even handle aroallos.

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An old soft proofing tutorial of mine that I’ve been getting requests to post again.

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i think he said passenger princess. i remember tubbo responding something about not being able to drive and pillow princess would probably be too obviously a language topic for bad

pillow princess was implied hope this helps

Bad asked if he liked to be wined and dined.........

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LOVE THAT TUBBO SAID "I WAS NOT THERE" ABT COYS TWIN TOWERS JOKE. BRO NEITHER WAS HE???