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my spouse and i disagree

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meanwhile on twitter

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being a little handsy

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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Whoops, it’s 3 am and I’m drawing Harrow and Ianthe.

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Elegant doll-like robot maid: P-please put this one down at once!

Heavy industrial robot butch: Apologies. Was attempting to "pick up girls." May have misunderstood the phrase.

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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hm.

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[...] the Tomb I will serve till the end of my days 

and then see me buried

in two hundred graves.

ig: d.ill.usion

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when you go to the girls with swords meetup and there's always that one bitch with the halberd

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"playing with my toys" and the toys are concepts

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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION