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Terrible First Drafts of Me
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Crap. I need to rewrite my life. Again.
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terriblefirstdrafts · 11 years ago
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CVS - You're so nice!!!
I miss people.
                            Hubby Comes Home At End of Day
Dog: "So glad you're home! Pet me! Play with me! Feed me!"
Me:  "So glad you're home! Hug me! Talk with me! Feed me!"
Husband: "...Can I take off my shoes first?"
                                CVS Employee Approaches
CVS employee: "Can I help you today?" 
Me: "Wow! Well no, I'm just waiting for a prescription, but I gotta tell you, you guys at CVS are the nicest! I mean, you guys are the nicest pharmacy I've been! So how are you? How's your day so far?" 
CVS employee: "Um...Thanks..."
                    Food Truck Guy Accidentally Makes Eye Contact
Food Truck Guy: Staring out on the street and accidentally makes eye contact with me.
Me: Oh wow, genuine human interaction! Humans are beautiful! Hold on to his eyes and make a friend silently! Smile and let him know we're brothers and sisters of Mother Earth!
Food Truck Guy: Looks away. 
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terriblefirstdrafts · 11 years ago
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Snail Meow. 
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terriblefirstdrafts · 11 years ago
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"No illness, groaning"
Chinese Saying
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terriblefirstdrafts · 11 years ago
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Thoughts in my head.
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terriblefirstdrafts · 11 years ago
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The first week after quitting my job.
You: "How are you?" 
Me: "Oh, I'm great..." 
Day 1- I'm going to relaaax! And discover my true passion!! And write in my positive dream journal!!! And volunteer to help the needy!!!!
Day 2- I'm going to relax! I should be well on my way of knowing what i want to do! I can be anything! Standup comedian! Dog walker! Teacher! Social Worker! Meditation Instructor!
Day 3- I'm going to stop crying! I'm going to be fine! I'm useless and have no skills! I'll never get another job my husband's going to leave me I'll have to wear a hairnet serving at McDonald's. SHIT, I'm a snob too. Great. 
Day 4- I'm meditating. I'm going to be fine. My friends say so. They're not worried. I'm feeling nothing. Am I relaxing? Does relaxing and being happy feel like the void? 
Day 5- Binge drinking an entire glass of wine. Pass out with Modern Family playing on loop.
Day 6- Pulling it together! Going out to the public! Seeing people! I'm fine! I'm going to take some time off to relaaaaax! I don't know what I'm going to do but I'll be fiiiiine!!!
Day 7- I'm going to be okay. I'm going to try this again. 
What a terrible first attempt at relaxing and enjoying free time.
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