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i wish i was a raccoon sleepin on a log

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january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

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we are on like covid variant #100037 and rsv/flu/pneumonia cases are rising and people will show up unmasked and be like “yeah i’ve been sick for days :/” like. ok. Get the fuck away from me then? why are you out here breathing on everything. the very least you could be doing is masking. NOT hacking into open air every two seconds.

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you know when you’re talking w/ someone and you just feel.. Warm. like.. not.. warmth temperature-wise but just this.. sense of overall coziness like on an emotional level speaking w/ them is the equivalent of whenever you step into a patch of sunlight… that’s something

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people not being able to finish speaking because they’re laughing at their own joke. while telling it. that’s so endearing to me. and also sexy

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the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

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sometimes angels are real. And they are in the form of the people letting you merge from the ramp onto the highway

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“🤓 actually in britain we call it—” i don’t care what goes on on your sick weird perverse little island. i’m talking about the real world here

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using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

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