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They wont shut up about Darien meanwhile Skordo the Knife is right there.

Skordo the Knife is right there!

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Like seriously, can we as a gaming fandom move past a mediocre man. Darien was a plot device in a weak Alliance zone, and found a decent end in the Summerset zone. He's a tool made up by Meridia. He has no soul, and isn't up for bargaining. Why kill off an accomplished mage to bring back a plot device?

Why does ZOS keep harping on Darien?

Why does ZOS keep harping on Meridia Bad?

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tes-trash-blog no spoiler Solstice Review:

I can't believe they made a chapter I hated more than Greymoor.

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So I guess this new chapter means that the wormcult invented the magic used for the ghost fence later used in morrowind

Edit: no this isnt spoilers you can see it as soon as you enter the zone a giant wall made of ghosts with towers every now and then

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when your girl with me she call me abnur tharn, cause i bring out all the bad dragons

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Dance of Daggers

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Frankly I'm upset Bethesda didn't give us a remake of Arena or Daggerfall. I realize it would be a lot of work but I'd like to see those games with more pixels

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i'm probably only going to throw my two cents in once but fantasy game fandoms - Elder Scrolls AND Dragon Age - need to stop pretending like these games are divorced from the political landscapes they were made in. No one is saying you can't like so and so character or even have a fascination with an "evil" faction, but you're gonna get the hard side eye from a lot of people if you're looking at this group uncritically.

These games were not made in a bubble. You can like fantasy for fantasy's sake while still using those media literacy skills they teach you in middle school to critique the things you love. I promise it's not going to kill you.

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Daggerfall Remaster When

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In case you missed the ESO stream, the code for the monkey pet is 2025ESODirect

Redeem it through the ESO website. Code's good until 6/20 if I read the promo right

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Okay Season of the Worm Cult looks cool as hell

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TESV: Skyrim

Mereth

The Kingdom of Mereth, also called Falmereth, was an independent falmer kingdom that once ruled over most of the province of Skyrim, before the Atmoran-Falmer war.

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these two goddamn freaks and their complexes

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Arch-Curate Vyrthur & Knight-Paladin Gelebor

I love to do random art with these two 🥹✨️

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yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

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it is so funny someone soul trapped jiub btw. like that's behavior i expect out of one of you freaks on here. "that's my blorbo let me throw a pokeball soulgem"

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An Interview with Vivayth

Inspired by Bernard Pivot's and James Lipton's Questionnaire

What is your favourite word?

"There are a.. good number of them! Huh. Fervor, sterling... I think- my favourite word has to be an insult—I dare you to call me predictable for this. Anyway, if I really had to pick a favourite, it would likely be sarmissonays'um. There's no direct translation, but it means something roughly along the lines of 'wretched, unholy thing', or.. something like that."

2. What is your least favourite word?

"'Fetid', without a doubt. There is just- something so... I don't know, I don't like the way my mouth moves when I say it, I don't like how it sounds when people say it, I don't like the baggage- like, I keep hearing it be used in reference to swamps, and- well, I don't like to think of my home as a.. 'fffetid swamp', to say the least. Ugh."

3. What turns you on?

"Ambition! Passion! Just- spirit, I suppose? Nevermind the fact that is a seriously personal question, it will never not swell my heart when I can see the light in someone's eyes shine so brightly. We have all come from ash, and there can be no ash without fire, and through fire do we return to the ash from whence we came. And there's few things so beautiful to see someone glow with the energy and- and- the warmth that fire brings."

4. What turns you off?

"I can't stand excess. I look to the people losing themselves to their extravagance, the heaps of luxury that immerses our society at every class, and- there are still ways for some to impress me with their overindulgence and debauchery. Like- congratulations on just-... the emptiness. At least the body and mind are occupied? Ah... just- pitiable, is how I'd describe it. At best."

5. What sound or noise do you love?

"Not everyone would agree with this, but- growing up in Ebonheart, the rumbles of Ash Mountain were something so soothing to me. One might think- 'oh no, danger!', but it's hard for me to feel the shaking ground and think of anything but... life. The land is alive. I'd be worried about silence and stillness. 'Stasis asks merely for itself, which is nothing'."

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

"See, I would say loud noises, broadly speaking, just- bad. But that's not so much a noise as it is a volume. Anything at a high enough volume can be impossible to deal with, but that doesn't mean it's one particular noise, see? I think for me, a noise I really don't like is just- absence. The absence of noise. It's maddening. It's still, it's silent- no, no, worse than silent. It's nothing. Stillness does not belong to this world, it indicates there's something deeply wrong."

7. What is your favourite curse word?

"Seeing as I already sort of cheated with the earlier question, I'll just- answer for my second favourite curse word, which is 'nchow'. The 'oomph' that it has when you say it out loud after hurting yourself, or you run into some frustrating roadblock or- something like that, it's just- fun, I guess, to say, on top of relieving some of the anger. Nchow! That's the sound of something being kicked, I bet."

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

"I've been told I'd make a good mehra. Delivering sermons and offering my sympathies to the despondent... I'm told I've the lungs and passion to inspire the faithful of ALMSIVI. Were circumstances different, and the climate better, I would've considered it, maybe."

9. What profession would you not like to do?

"You could not pay me to be a caravan guard, or- worse yet, actually, a netchiman. It's not that there's something inherently wrong with the herders and their profession, it's just- I couldn't do it. The smell, the sting-barbs of the damn creatures... and I've heard enough about their temperament to, generally speaking, want to steer clear of them. That sounds like it'd be all sorts of stress that would not be worth the pay, however much netchimen net on average. Like- see, I wear the netch hide, I use their beaks and whatnot, like everyone else- I'm not some sort of... anti-netchiman— I feel like I'm rambling. Can we just move on to the next question?"

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God the Ancestors say when you arrive at the pearly gates beyond the Waiting Door?

[long pause] "...'You did well', and... that's all."