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California and Texas have crazy sexual tension when are we gonna talk about that.

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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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how it feels to unfollow people

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when you go to unfollow someone who recently discovered a new media and is blowing up your dashboard with too many posts of the same random media you've never heard of until just now and then when you unfollow them your dash automatically goes to the top. because apparently they've been posting so much that tumblr cant load your dash at the same spot.

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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.

At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.

Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap

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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

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kvetching again about peoples tone on here and not sorry, can we p l e a s e stop spreading harrowing geopolitical news through the meme of the ugly men from supernatural. once again i need ppl to be serious for a second. and this is a general complaint of this website and my generation and the world, that we are all so deeply irony poisoned in every way. can you please just be sincere and direct with me for a moment without 5 layers thick of artifice. especially if you're talking about mass death events. and why are you making memes to Cope with murders being comitted with your tax dollars across the world while you sit cozily in the burning heart of the empire. why are you trying to laugh with me that you'll be nuked in kanada by the ever extant spectre of weapons of mass destruction that transmutate themselves to any location necessary to justify continued imperial conquest. does no one feel shame anymore? rage even?

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"tboys don't have a prostate" dude shut up and let me focus, i know it's in here somewhere

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“Women don’t have rights in Iran, they are homophobic in Iran!”

A black woman’s dying body was used to incubate a fetus because the state said so and the Supreme Court, regurgitating debunked talking points, ruled that trans kids could be denied gender affirming care that is proven to save lives. Does that justify a foreign power bombing New Jersey indiscriminately? Like some of y’all don’t give a fuck about LGBTQ Iranians or women in that country because I never saw a people get free through just having their shit blown up

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You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

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i remember you from when we were bugs