testtest1998
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24m, he/him, bi; standard issue 196 refugee. Theoretical catboy.
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Trans girl: *trying to flirt* "You know, if you were a fruit, you'd be a pumpkin."
Me: "haha, and why is th- 😳"
Trans girl: "😏"
Me: "😏"
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Dear Tumblr
How do I become part of the sexual themes community?
Thamks
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That cat's got the cordyceps zombie fungus

why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
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Me: "yes"
Stewardess: "sorry to hear that, I hope you'll get something to drink soon :/"
stewardess: would you like something to drink?
me: what are my options?
stewardess: yes or no
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Tumblr should just make a seperate porn focused version if they're so scared of it. Call it Cumblr
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Doctors invented testicular cancer as an excuse to fondle my balls
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these lakes look like boobs with some perspective
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4chan user asking the real questions
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