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We lose everytime a girl in fiction who is on the masc side and happy with it becomes very feminine as a supposed sign of maturity

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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

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hey please for the love of god when youre hearing news about gas prices and increasing oil production:

remember that there are people still fighting against pipelines poisoning indigenous land and water. do NOT forget about us in the midst of all this.

qadashdinex, zisan! chin'an shida!

listen to me, stand up! thank you, friend!

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Tanaka: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Nishinoya: But are you shuffling?

Tanaka: Everyday.

Iwaizumi: What language are you two speaking?

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Hanamaki: There's no "I" in team, but there is one in pizza.

Tanaka: So you're not going to share?

Ennoshita: We're not going to share.

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@vamppeach Thank you so much for writing this.

This fanfic is not fully related to the rp, but is set in the same universe. Just incase anyone was wondering, this is my amazing roleplay partner that came up with this rp with me. Pleased check out their works!

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Daichi: How do you feel about children?

Takeda: Uh, they're okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it?

Sugawara: Why would you throw a rock at a child?!

Takeda: I just said I wouldn't!

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Hanamaki: Can you tuck me in?

Ennoshita: You handed me a shovel?

Hanamaki: Just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks.

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Iwaizumi: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Hanamaki: My illness is chronic but my tits are iconic.

Iwaizumi: No.

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Tanaka: You know how someone can say "I respectfully disagree"?

Tanaka: What about "I disrespectfully agree" for when you hate someone and they are unfortunately correct.

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Ennoshita: Hey, can you hold this for me?

Hanamaki: This is your hand?

Ennoshita: Yeah, can you hold it or not?

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[Before Iwaizumi takes Noya on his first hunt]

Noya: This is a bad idea.

Iwaizumi: There are no bad ideas, Noya. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

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[At a restaurant]

Oikawa: I'd die for you!

Iwaizumi: I would die for you first!

Oikawa: You wouldn't dare!

Waiter/Waitress: Are they always like this?

Noya: Yes.

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Ushijima: You disappoint me.

Iwaizumi: Don't expect me to lose any sleep over it.

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Kuroo: [Talks]

Oikawa: You're boring me to death and I'm already dead.

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Yaku: Kuroo won't come out of his room.

Iwaizumi: Just tell him I said something.

Yaku: Like what?

Iwaizumi: Anything factually incorrect.

[Five minutes later]

Kuroo, storming out of his room: Did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-