textsfromtheusshephaestus
textsfromtheusshephaestus
Things the Dear Listeners heard last night
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 3 years ago
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Maxwell: At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Kepler laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
#Wolf 359#Maxwell#Kepler#Alana Maxwell#Warren Kepler#SI 5#(847)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 3 years ago
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Cutter doing an employee review: You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
#Wolf 359#Cutter#Marcus Cutter#Goddard Futuristics#(201)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 3 years ago
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Bob: All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
#Wolf 359#Bob#Bob the Alien#Aliens#(613)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 3 years ago
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Bob: can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
#Wolf 359#Bob#Bob the Alien#Aliens#(530)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 3 years ago
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Minkowski: Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
#Wolf 359#Minkowski#Ren茅e Minkowski#Hephaestus Crew#(870)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 3 years ago
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Eiffel: it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
#Wolf 359#Eiffel#Douglas Eiffel#Doug Eiffel#Hephaestus Crew#(330)#(I'm returned!)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Lovelace: God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
#Wolf 359#Lovelace#Isabel Lovelace#(609)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Jacobi: I bet he鈥檇 be surprised by the epic blow job he鈥檇 get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
#Wolf 359#Jacobi#Daniel Jacobi#nsfw text#(314)#(...domcobi tho)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Minkowski, attempting to communicate with the space mutant plant monster: It won't talk to me.
Minkowski: It'll only communicate using scissors
#Wolf 359#Minkowski#Blessie#Renee Minkowski#Space Mutant Plant Monster#Hephaestus Crew#(973)#(yes the plant monster is part of the crew)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Jacobi: He's a drill sergeant!
Jacobi: The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
#Wolf 359#Jacobi#Daniel Jacobi#SI 5#(210)#(this one might be a repeat but idc)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Minkowski: I'm going to be there later than expected.
Minkowski: There was a yo-yo incident...
#Wolf 359#Minkowski#Renee Minkowski#Hephaestus Crew#(530)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Jacobi: Hung over.
Jacobi: Bed full of legos for some reason.
Jacobi: Not getting up.
Jacobi: Come build stuff with me.
#wolf 359#Jacobi#Daniel Jacobi#SI 5#(828)#Jacobi: Makes a lego bomb
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Kepler: if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
#Wolf 359#Kepler#Warren Kepler#SI 5#(804)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Eiffel: my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible.
Eiffel: I have my priorities.
#Wolf 359#Eiffel#Douglas Eiffel#Hephaestus Crew#(810)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Minkowski, scowling at Eiffel: You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
#Wolf 359#Minkowski#Eiffel#Renee Minkowski#Douglas Eiffel#Hephaestus Crew#(646)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Minkowski, talking to Eiffel, head in her hands: Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
#Wolf 359#Minkoiwski#Eiffel#Renee Minkowski#Douglas Eiffel#Hephaestus Crew#Drug Use Mention#(310)
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textsfromtheusshephaestus 路 4 years ago
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Jacobi, handing out water bottles: I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
#Wolf 359#Jacobi#Daniel Jacobi#SI 5#(201)
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