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Zhongli is a flat-earther.

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most would assume that yanfei gets her energy from the adeptus blood in her veins..

it's monster energy.

she doesn't know the meaning of water.

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Ayaka may look like an esteemed lady- but her singular braincell bounces around like a Windows screensaver in search of happiness.

There is no smart behind those large, lizardlike eyes.

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sometimes, lisa has to babysit klee. klee likes her and all, but she LOVES the purple punch ms. lisa keeps under her sink

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kaeya? more like kaeyak

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beidoof

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jean drinks black coffee! barbara drinks black coffee creamer! straight out of the bottle!

don't ask how she made black cream! :)

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keqing eats nails for fun :)

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xinqiu sleeps in a loft bed. he nailed sheets to the ceiling so his parents can't tell when he's awake and reading.

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zhongli is michael jackson

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xinyan's pigtails are held up by tiny cacti that sprouted inside her head :)

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your favorite mommy milky pirate captain is ACTUALLY a pokemon! beidou? more like beidoof.

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klee is a backpack leash kid.

proof:

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timmie is a powerful time traveler whose sole mission is to help the birds of mondstat destroy the human race. you can meet his future self at the alchemy stand of mondstat; his name is timaeus, and he pretends not to recognize you, but you can tell.

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noelle sleeps on the floor. no reason, she just likes the feeling of concrete,

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lmao im almost certain i got the quote wrong. whoops!

xiangling is a cannibal. no, really, it's canon. she has been known to say "my dinner is fighting back!" when fighting treasure hunters.