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sjmply. i hav np need for wprds t he peoples speak fpr me
Archimedes is wayyyy better than u
You are delusional.
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[gives you two hot wheels]
och mein Got ic havr bien drreaminb pf this fore ever !!
tkanke you schön ei am goeing to rjide thhis likje a rollerskiates
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spy has a new fdancy neuw Recortplauyer ! he ist playein sömr Musik right now
ei cannicht undefrstand it thoufh. it ids all in frencg
but i still egnjoy tghe Tunes :-}}
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i löve spredinge mis Informationen. skout kann not really doupble jumphe is a liar. Engenieur hass a Revölver lik a real cowbpy. aridtotle is NOHT a big smellie meanie
(all of abov is falsche Informationen !!! dp not be decieve !)
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aw whose a cute little pigeon, c'mere pigeon look what i have for you
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yxou art SO meean to us. AL the tiem.
so mesn to me anf for whas !! do you have a probleme oder sometsing !!!
*takes ur bird seeds*
HANDS OFF, PEASANT. I HAVE A KNIFE AND I WILL STAB YOU WITH IT.
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are youe capabilte to juts calm doun forr lik one secont ?
*takes ur bird seeds*
HANDS OFF, PEASANT. I HAVE A KNIFE AND I WILL STAB YOU WITH IT.
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dionisis (one pf tje other doves)) just treid to woo one pf the power plugfs in tge base.. ha ha ! dummkopf !!
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prosit neujahr und happy neuers years everfone !
i donf knpw wjat that means fpr otjer people but for me it means tgat yesterday i got to eat a littl bit of carp fpr dinner becaus of silvester :)
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they shouflld invent a kind of gard3n birfeeder tgat i am allowed to eat fröm
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sttarting to hypotheseis the only waye youu can reely kill ä spyy is if yöu put ihm dpwn lik a rabid dog
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:(
aristle has bien usingg this cmputerr a löt latey. i wondr whas ihe is doing on ite?
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i may nöt knoe hpw to spell
but i am fre
aristle has bien usingg this cmputerr a löt latey. i wondr whas ihe is doing on ite?
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!!!! WHEN DID YOU GETHERE
aristle has bien usingg this cmputerr a löt latey. i wondr whas ihe is doing on ite?
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I am Archimedes and im a stupid feathery rat-clown and I always make typos and I burrow in peoples chests like VERMIN
aristle has bien usingg this cmputerr a löt latey. i wondr whas ihe is doing on ite?
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EIMMMM IMMM GIVR ME YOUR HOLÖEW BONENES YÖUR CANF STOLEÖHÖ)2&)'
aristle has bien usingg this cmputerr a löt latey. i wondr whas ihe is doing on ite?
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you spredf slandr of me aswel ?? cannt beleiv i uset to be freuendes witjj yoi tjis is a outradge
aristle has bien usingg this cmputerr a löt latey. i wondr whas ihe is doing on ite?
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