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Anyone's friends can't tell the two apart
#my brother- the og transformers fan in the family- accidentally calls soundwave starscream. more often than you would think#so there is a secret third guy
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it would be really funny if the bee is a minor discourse got overcorrected so bad it started being bee is too old discourse
#i already saw someone say they hc tfa bee as the oldest in the group which is already equally if perhaps not a little more incorrect#PROWL is the minor now#he was dodging the draft because he was -8 years old
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seeing my fave rarepairs actually get attention in recent years
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 3 POLL 14

PROPAGANDA:
[Shockwave]
"I firmly believe that he would love nothing more than to bear Megatron's child."
"He's so pretty and I want him carnally. He's the lead scientist of the Decepticons, which is so hot of him. I can forgive his war crimes cause his breast is huge and he's just having fun. Is fun illegal now? (I'm coping.) There are 2 videos detailing a bunch of Shockwave's war crimes by MrNormalPerson I definitely recommend them if you're interested. :) He is literally a monster but if he was pregnant then he wouldn't be able to go do those things right? So I should get him pregnant to save others, I would be doing the universe a solid. It would be a logical choice to get him pregnant. I am so normal about this one eyed freak of a robot. (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏) Thank you for your time."
"i mean... JUST LOOK AT HIM."
"he is A DILF have you seen that man's body i'm gonna put him through an emotional rollercoaster (also you know what they say, the smarter the freakier!!)"
"Big evil purple bitch with huge honkers."
[Larry]
"HE. NEEDS. TO. BE. HE'S THE PERFECT HOUSEWIFE, THE PERFECT MAN, WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED ME TO SAY??? DOMESTICITY? HE HAS IT! TIRED ISEKAI PROTAG VIBES? ALSO HAS THAT. Larry would also be a good dad and I would take care of him and I love him and he's cute and there is literally no downside His worst craving would be pickles on vanilla ice cream type'a shit and honestly? He's a man I wouldn't mind waiting on hand and foot The propaganda should be unnecessary for the enlightened ones amongst us."
"Businessiest business man you've ever seen in your life."
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ohh i wish i finished the tfuc blitzwing x swerve fic i think the concept is funny blitzwing drags astrotrain to an autobot bar and then forces him to watch him try to pick up the bartender
#for reference cuz i dont talk about tfuc anymore blitzswerve is canon :3 nothing bad happens to them tee hee#this was obviously pre-relationship lol
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ohhh i miss the tfa sunstreaker lore i made up in my head featuring powerglide being her trans friend that helped her out with her own transition and whatever she had going on with whirl and his sparkling that was kind of involved in some way who was straight up just whirl rescue bots academy. at that point they were literally just my ocs tbh
#sorry got nostalgic cuz i found an unfinished fic abt them#he would call her sunshine ............ 🥺
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i miss bluestreak and sunstreakerrrr
#sorry some1 tagged an old post of mine as sunnyblue and i was liek YES!!!!!! YUO UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!#but i dont want to reply that feels weird w the blog moved n everything so i guess this is positive vaguepost
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if you infantalize bumblebee i'm legally allowed to kill you and then kill you again
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