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Op any embarrassing stories about your son and bee, Hotrod any absolutely hilarious stories about your carrier lol

Well, there was that one time you two were playing with my axe and threw it at a power line. They cut the power to about half of the base.

Oh yeah? What about that time you tripped and fell on your faceplate?

Sweetspark, there are a lot of times where I tripped and fell on my faceplate, you need to be more specific about that.

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So Megs, have you even wondered how Optimus would look in a Dress? <Wink wink> :3

I have seen him in a dress, actually, during formal events.

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JEEZ MEGS

Why is everyone obsessed with my frame??

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Optimus, has Megatron ever grasped your snatched waist with his servos because your waist looks like it could be grasped by Mega’s large ass Servos

To Megatron, has any of the Cons mistake you for a femme because of how smooth your plating is?

Optimus' face turns blue.

W-Well, when we were younger, before- uh, before the War, he used to- um, hold my waist a lot, I guess...?

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No??

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So uh. Megatron how..Kirby?

A menace.

We've kept it in a protective container until we can properly dispose of it. Or, we could surprise-attack the Autobots.

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Op what’s it like raising Bumblebee and Hotrod also any cool Cybertron traditions you’d like to share *has a notepad ready to take notes*

Well, I have Ratchet and Prowl and Jazz and everyone else helping me out with raising the boys, but I'm their primary caretaker. It would be a lot less harder if I was not chosen as Prime, though.

As for traditions... we celebrate the day we were created, and there's Allspark day, and Cyber-Solstice, and there's also the Festival of Primes

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Heyo optimus! How have things been? Remember to recharge properly and take care of yourself! Here, I made these for you, it was a bit hard to scale them up to your size, but I did my best!

*they leave a large tray of sweets for optimus.*

-🍪 annon

Oh, thank you! That's very kind of you!

OHMYGOD SWEETS!!

After you have your evening Energon, please!

Aww...

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Hey megs! Sorry about all the people around here being so pushy about shipping or whatever, personally, I feel that they should respect your wishes when it comes to that. Hope you have a lovely day!

*leaves a little tray of homemade sweets for him.*

- 🍪 annon

Hm. At least there are some humans with a level of decency.

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Hey Prime, have you ever pinched Bumblebee’s face cheeks yet? If so do it… I wanna see Bee puff up his cheeks as he pouts!

I have, actually! Many times!

I've done it with Hot Rod as well. Roddy usually whines and complains how he's not a sparkling and Bee just giggles.

Heehee! Hot Rod's a pouty pants!

I am not!

The two begin to play-fight on Optimus' bed.

And there goes my peace and quiet.

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Did you know people are shipping you two?

"Shipping?" Me and... Megatron?

I mean, we were once romantically together but...

Optimus looks away with a look in his optics.

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*a low chuckle can be heard and I proceed to speak*

You underestimate us Lord Megatron, For you do not know the POWER of MegOp! We humans have studied for GENERATIONS, Mastering it, Perfecting it, Molding it into the perfect weapon that could take down Armies with the snap of one's fingers. Only a great FOOL would DARE to disregard it so quickly! Are you a fool?

*I inquired with a smirk* 😏

Har har, very funny.

Unfortunately for you, one of your comrades told me what it actually means.

You humans are disgusting.

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@ Megatron

I think the other anon means You in a relationship with another mech.

MegOp is a thing between you and Optimus - Meg as in Megatron, Op as in Optimus Prime. (IKNOWWHATYOUARETOOPTIMUS)

Ship is like. People ship (relationship) you with another mech you know.

Idk dude. It’s kinda like us shipping real people here. since your real and all.

What is wrong with you all? Prime is my enemy, and I do not wish to be romantically involved with someone who has betrayed me!

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yo Megatron! What do you think of the numerous shippers you have?

Are there any ships that make you uncomfortable?

Besides Megop know…..

"Shippers?" I am not familiar with human slang, for your information.

And what is "MegOp?" Some kind of weapon? You measly humans could not even dream of defeating us Cybertronians!

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Optimus, since you didn’t want to do my dare how about I ask ya’ a question, if you and Megatron were stuck in a room and the only way to escape is by Interfacing each other, who would you think would take the first move?

Certainly not myself, that's for sure.

And, knowing Megatron, we would spend the entire time bickering rather than doing the one thing that allows us to escape.

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To Megatron, why the hell is your frame so curvy? Were you just forged like that or are you trying to out Curve Optimus and his snatched waist?

I was forged like that.

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Optimus Prime who is Bumblebee’s sire

I feel as if you know that answer already.

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Wait so who’s bumblebee’s sire? Please don’t tell me it’s Megatron…

Uhm...

If it makes you feel better, I found Hot Rod in the ruins of an old city?