th3p7mpk1np4tch
th3p7mpk1np4tch
Val
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I cannot go A DAY without eating candy.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
th3p7mpk1np4tch · 3 months ago
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Oh dad? He's fine!
hi val hi!!
~Shroomy J. Spaghetti
Hey shroomy! Got any deliveries I need to do? In all seriousness, it's nice to see a friendly face around here!..
That...isn't...a hallucination
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 3 months ago
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hi val hi!!
~Shroomy J. Spaghetti
Hey shroomy! Got any deliveries I need to do? In all seriousness, it's nice to see a friendly face around here!..
That...isn't...a hallucination
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 3 months ago
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Dad you gotta specifically say " hold the peppers "....... Like how he made pumpkin pizza .......,I should've told him not to put my arm in the pizza..
Pepperman, how would you rate peppino's pizza on a scale of 1-10? Is the service or food good?
4/10. he didn't hold the peppers when i asked him for s gluten free lactose free pain free organic pizza
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 3 months ago
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Very much understandable..but just know that most of the people are bots sadly . Also hi! I haven't heard from you in a while
Closing the inbox because I'm getting stressed out over this for no reason.
I'll open it again when I get motivation back, I don't plan this to be permanent.
And please let me restate that I WILL NOT POST YOUR FUNDRAISERS
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 4 months ago
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Got married to a goddess..
I'm in love
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 4 months ago
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pumpgmikin
:3
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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What are you even talking about?
W...what do you mean "and val?" Val came with you,,
What.
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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........I can't believe a anon has to tell you for you to figure that out.
W...what do you mean "and val?" Val came with you,,
What.
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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Napping.
( @vigilantes-posse )
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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What on EARTH IS GOING ON HERE!? IM TRYNA NAP!
holy shit it's lepperman !!
STOP!
My window! John!
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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{she followed, being quiet and staying in the shadows.}
*The camera scans the area cautiously. It doesn't seem to notice @vigilantes-posse or @th3p7mpk1np4tch .*
Good, we're in the clear. Follow old Jasper here, and stay close.
*The Pillar slowly rises to his cybernetic feet. His other eye socket has a faint yellow glow. Looks like they're at it again.*
*This guy must have been dead a long time...*
-Blueprint anon
[Emperor nodded briefly, then followed this Jasper closely, his hands clasped behing his back.]
[.. unfortunately, Emperor doesnt give a shit about this being a dead guy.]
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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{she grumbled in annoyance...and went to go check of what the fuck emperor was saying}
{first time interacting with a new blog!! Super nervous!!}
What has Noisette's crazy boyfriend done now, I shouldn't have to put up with this
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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This is an AWFUL idea.
{of course val is quietly criticizing her fathe-}
What has Noisette's crazy boyfriend done now, I shouldn't have to put up with this
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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You see my childlike instincts TELL me to stay home, but because the one who is roleplaying me fucking loves drama, im gonna go anyways! But in shadow form.
What has Noisette's crazy boyfriend done now, I shouldn't have to put up with this
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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STOP TRYING TO SAY GEN Z SHIT YOUR TOO OLD FOR THAT
I agree with folly, and dad, mom is in the farm again. she's just...laying on hay bells and staring at the sun should I be concerned
What has Noisette's crazy boyfriend done now, I shouldn't have to put up with this
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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Metamorphosis
I think Folly's brain is injured or smth
What has Noisette's crazy boyfriend done now, I shouldn't have to put up with this
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th3p7mpk1np4tch · 5 months ago
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Why did you tell that to a 9 YEAR OLD. 💔
sybau
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN FUCKING MEAN???????
stinky is depressed
WHAT. oh hell no I'm gonna go straight to him and bounce
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