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all the moons of 2024

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???

and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect

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i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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Bears are so right about hibernation

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source

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ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

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I think one of my most favorite tropes that Wheel of Time ever introduced was “Angry woman heals people, because seeing wounded people makes her angry and everybody is constantly scared of her”.

It’s most wonderful, cause no matter how much Nynaeve has changed throughout the books, her core remained the same. For an exploding powderkeg of a person, it’s particularly remarkable that she never ever wanted to do anything else except for healing people. That’s just who she is. 

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

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my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

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there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter