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Mika owns eurovision see yall next year in his backyard

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the epic highs (mika) and lows (uk in the lead) of eurovision 2022

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people of europe, as always, you have much to fix

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Every European rn :

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me @ the contestants rn

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you either die a hero (win eurovision with a song in your native language) or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (perform a song in english in your own country the next year)

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same

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moldova is like the only country who consistently understands just what eurovision is about they kill it every year

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Me and the squad going to get a kebab at 3 am

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"Mum, can we watch IT?" "We have IT at Eurovision." IT at Eurovision:

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IT: Chapter 3

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rule nº1 of eurovision : no ballad unless there’s something slightly homoerotic going on

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hang on babe let me just transcribe my last terrified words into this journal so the next adventurer that enters this crypt will have some semblance of environmental storytelling

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if i had the honour of knowing tony stark i would simply love and cherish him

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i made my ideas into reality, and then i recreated myself the exact same way! i’m an idea. my own idea. i’m the invincible iron man.