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Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

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Touch Meme

Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!

➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

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» positivity meme

Send me a ❤ and I will say something positive about you.

Send me a ❥ and I will say something positive about someone random.

Send me a username + ❣ and I will say something positive about them.

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@ccryptidhunter response to this => x

Dirk looked out the window as he chewed on his lower lip as he watched the rain fall. He flinched a bit as he heard the thunder hit.

“Right, l-lightning can kill, why wouldn’t it be the worst part?” Dirk asked as he looked to Robert, moving himself away from the window. “Just--It’s loud, it’s loud as hell and there’s nothing I can do about it. It comes out of nowhere just to be loud on purpose and scare the shit out of you.”

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Important

I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links. 

This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:

Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.

This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.

My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.

Please be careful!

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Reblog if your muse believes in cryptids! 

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A bit of a warning for young female roleplayers.

This is something I, normally do not do. But with the things that are happening I think it is best to share this with others so they can be wary of the guy. The guy being one who goes by Theherooftime68, from what I know he mainly messaged minor females -myself included- asking about roleplaying, wanting to well roleplay NSFW kinda things. I be putting some of the things he done under a readmore, since it probably will get long.

Keep reading

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@ccryptidhunter (For the thing here. I should’ve probably did a new post, but I think I got this now. Haven’t really done rps on here in a while, hha. Sorry it’s a bit late, tho.)

Upon hearing the notifications on his phone go off, Dirk gave a little groan as he sat up from his rest. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, with the back of his hand, his other glided along the nightstand to find his glasses before he would try for his phone. Now that the world was just dark and not dark and blurry, Dirk found his phone easily to check what was going on.

Oh. A text from Robert.

With a soft sigh leaving his lips, he stared at the texts for a second before his thumbs moved over the keyboard slowly. Damn small keys.

[TXT]: Yes, I’m here.

[TXT]: I was sleeping, though I guess not anymore.

[TXT]: Not really in the mood to get out of bed.

[TXT]: Though, walk over, I don’t care if you come over.

[TXT]: For the love of god, do not drive your ass over here, okay?

[TXT]: You better not drive here or I swear to god.

[TXT]: Only walking. Walk here, Robert.

Dirk knew the man was probably too drunk to really drive, so he was concerned with him driving. He didn’t like the thought of him driving and getting into an accident. Slipping out of the bed, Dirk made his way to the balcony in a freshly put on Kiss shirt and gray sweatpants, cigarettes in hand. He lit one and took a long drag, waiting to see if Robert would actually come.

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Send ⛈ to find my muse in the middle of a thunderstorm, alone and soaked.

rp-meme-glaceon:

Send ⚡️ for my muse to find yours

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just 👏 because 👏 your 👏 muse 👏 is 👏 of 👏 age 👏 doesn't 👏 mean 👏 you 👏 can 👏 rp 👏 smut 👏 if 👏 you 👏 are 👏 under 👏 age 👏

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this rper respects other rpers, regardless of whether they’re selective or not.

reblog this if you think that people shouldn’t send hate to others if they’re selective, not selective, mutuals only, or not mutuals only. if you believe that roleplaying’s supposed to be fun, and people should be able to roleplay with whoever they want!

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❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

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If you receive a YouTube link to EiRPoAFl-P4 DON’T click on it

It’s a music video with rapid flashing colours/lights. I have very minor epilepsy, just focal seizures, and I maybe watched ten seconds before literally nothing was real around me and I think I’m going to throw up and have a heart attack.

@ the asshole who sent me that, launch yourself into space and die.

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Rick & Morty Quote Starters

Change Names pronouns and plurals as necessary! Feel free to add more!

“So what are you the devil?”

“ He’s not pressing charges. I mean, that’s got to be the “you shot me” equivalent of not being mad.“

“I’m gonna have a bruise! It’s picture day!“

“Weddings are basically funerals with cake.”

“You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.”

“He’s not a hot girl. He can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else’s.”

“But those bad thoughts are the real you. The fact that you’re old, the fact that we’re all going to die one day, the fact that the universe is so big, nothing in it matters—those facts are who you are! “

“I wish that shotgun was my penis.”

“Here’s five hundred dollars cash in unmarked moneys. I’m just gonna put it on the floor and uh, kick it on over to ya. You guys go nuts.“

“We’ve been split for twenty minutes and your lives are already scattered to the quantum fucking wind!”

 “How long exactly do I have to wear this things? It’s really embarrassing.“

“If we’re gonna survive tonight, you’re gonna need to harness your repressed rage.”

“Well I’m sorry, I’m not the one that’s so fucking uncertain about everything!“

“2003 called, it wants its easy target back.“

“We all got pink eye because you won’t stop texting on the toilet.“

“Trust me you don’t wanna know how many answers that question has.”

“Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting, it’s on purpose.“

“You think maybe I could get something from this place? Like a souvenir? Like just to have, like something cool, you know? “

“You can run, but you can’t hide, bitch!“

“In my culture this is considered a dick move.”

“Psyche! Just kidding, my new catchphrase is: “I don’t give a fu-u-uck!!“”

“What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It’s not like we’re mormon or dying.“

“You guys, we got to hurry. I just got back from Walmart. They’re selling Nintendo 3ds systems for $149.99 on sale, plus every time you buy one, you get a $50 gift card. Brings the total price down to $110 after tax. Now, listen, we can flip those sons of bitches for 230 bucks apiece easy! They’re all limited-edition “Zelda” ones. Hurry! Hurry! Come with me! We can be rich, and we also all get to keep one and we can play nintendo games! Nintendo, give me free stuff.“

“ Oh, wow. That’s an intense line of questioning“

“I’ve got about a thousand memories of your dumb, little ass and about six of them are pleasant. The rest is annoying garbage. “

Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers, but fucks with you in unforeseeable ways? 

“I don’t want him to leave again, you dumb asshole!!“

“My people have another saying. “Gubba nub nub do ra ka.” It means, “Whatever lets you sleep at night.“”

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        HELLO RESIDENTS OF MAPLE BAY !    ╾╾    can you do us the favor of reblogging this post if you roleplay a character in the DDADDS RP COMMUNITY?    when you reblog,    please put who your character is in the tags !         of course,    OCS AND MULTIMUSES are welcome to join the list as well !    If you’re an OC, state so in the tags !    If you’re a multimuse,   please let us know which character you write as !         BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS !    if you have a DDADDS VERSE, you’re more than welcome to reblog this as well !    just be sure to put something along the lines of ‘ddadds verse’ in your tags !                                      PERSONALS    ╾╾    DO NOT REBLOG.

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reblog to prove a homophobe wrong

my homophobic brother insists dream daddy was only made cause game grumps and thats the only reason people like it, reblog if you like it for reasons other than it features game grumps

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again