The dude that would rather shove chili powder up their pussy than kick their procrastination habit. they/them
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ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me
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If Hamlet was written in the modern day, Claudius wouldn't have been revealed as the villain until the end, everyone would've survived, Hamlet would've become king, Claudius would've been put in jail, Ophelia would've married Hamlet, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern would've been in every fucking scene and serve as the overly idiotic comedic relief, every line would end in a one-liner, and it would all end in a dance sequence to the fucking backstreet boys and the final scene would be Claudius breakdancing in his prison cell because God is dead and we deserve nothing.
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#in spite of nuclear war#chicago still stands#in spite of humanity#chicago can still be seen#we are reminded every night#by the sunset#fuck you chicago
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Rich cunt: "Oh boy, oh boy, I sure do love going on hikes wearing my favorite winter hiking perfume, Obsession by Calvin Klein!"
Mountain lion:
i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild
also have seen MULTIPLE variations of "good hiking perfume"/"good going to the gym perfume"?????
WHAT are other people's discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a "hiking" perfume?????
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an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000
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Didn't know smokey was so edgy.
learning about a fascinating subsection of tumblr
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Hi, the sun is actually not the one taking us places. The milky way is. The milky way spins and that's why the sun moves, as it's a part of the milky way. Does that make sense? Its 1:30 in the morning and I'm currently going through a depression spiral so I don't know if anything I say is understandable. Basically the sun is spinning.

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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Plasma boy giving you cups of juice and then curtseying
red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying
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BUT WHY DO THEY HAVE TO FUCKING SPIT IN ME!?!?
the start of a comic i was making in 2023 about a mosquitos point of view
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this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

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with the protests in LA today and the violent federal and local pushback from police: we (me and my editor ryan fae) are accepting leaks, insider data, and public + leak archives relevant to ICE/DHS, LAPD, LASD, and anyone else that could shift the power of knowledge to the people if it were published.
in my words:
for now it's just minor archival data and some older data, but YOU can make a change to that.
we have three bits up already. the below article will be updated constantly. contact info at the bottom of the article. we promise anonymity and general source protection.
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June 7, 2025 - ICE vehicles are pelted with rocks by protesters as they rush to leave Paramount, California, where they faced fierce opposition from locals against their anti-immigrant raid. [video]
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