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f!reader

Reader who always wear a mask, and was more secretive than Ghost who had no problem showing his face to the team once in a while.

And just like with Ghost, the others joked about you being ugly, which you similarly replied with confidence that's not the case.

When you were tired of keep getting questions about the mask, you'd respond with a joke.

Putting on your best act, you sighed with a solemn look, telling a story about how you used to be obsessed with Shrek and had him tattooed on your face, which you were ashamed of now.

"..Are you serious?" Kyle asked.

You simply shrugged "I guess you'll never know".

And they could never guess whether you were lying or not, being known as the master of psychological warfare and often sent for espionage because of your skill with people, manipulation.

And acting.

What they didn't know is that, you gained that skill from your previous job, when you were a big deal in the entertainment industry. A professional actress that started in many movies and got into a really big scandal that got you hiding.

And somehow ended up here.

That was the reason as to why you needed to hide your face, your identity. Not even your captain knows about it, only Laswell who knew a bit of your story.

Lounging around in the recroom, you silently observed the others arguing about a certain movie to watch before it somehow ended with them fanboying for a certain actress who played the main character.

You.

"Ah swear, Ah saw this porn where the lass looked just like her. Had folk arguin’ if it was really her or just a doppelganger… haud on, where is it—" You heard Johnny rambled as he fumbled with his phone.

You shifted in your seat and hid a smille.

Oh yeah, that side gig you took a long time ago.. almost forgot about that

Dropping this idea before class so i wont forget abt it

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Hi just a quick reminder, you're so cool. You're really great. Keep up the good work please

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heyo!  I made a map of the zones and theres a couple of places mentioned in Dr. Ds listening party whos locations I’m unsure about under the cut. It’s unlikely that there are actual canon locations, so if you’ve had a headcannon and wouldn’t mind sharing, please drop in and add it!  Same goes for any other places that have been thought of, whether popular fanon or just something you like.  Thought it would be a fun thing to do; the link is on edit, just be sure to credit yourself in the notes or make it on a new layer 

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can somebody stop my obsession with him

Sasuke Uchiha’s quiet ways to show he cares

Sasuke Uchiha, who doesn’t say “I love you” often, but presses his forehead to yours in rare, quiet moments—his silence speaking louder than words ever could.

Sasuke Uchiha, who calls you annoying but looks for you the second you’re gone too long.

Sasuke Uchiha, who stands in front of you during fights—not because you need protection, but because he refuses to let anything touch you.

Sasuke Uchiha, who tells you not to rely on him, but always ends up being there first when things go wrong.

Sasuke Uchiha, who scoffs when you get hurt, muttering about carelessness—while his hands are already bandaging the wound, slower than necessary, his voice drops to a whisper, and your name sounds almost fragile on his lips.

Sasuke Uchiha, who doesn’t laugh at your jokes but smirks faintly when you’re not looking.

Sasuke Uchiha, who looks unimpressed when you’re angry, but the faintest smirk betrays the fact that he thinks you’re cute when you’re frustrated.

Sasuke Uchiha, who rarely compliments you, but you catch him staring like you’re the only thing worth looking at.

Sasuke Uchiha, who always says, “I’ll be fine,” but looks at you a little too long before leaving for missions—as if memorizing the way you look before he goes.

Sasuke Uchiha, who lets you vent without interruption, arms crossed as he leans against a tree. later, without explanation, you notice he’s already taken care of what was bothering you.

Sasuke Uchiha, who criticizes your form during training, but his hands ghost over yours, adjusting your grip without a word.

Sasuke Uchiha, who rolls his eyes when you complain about being tired, but slows his pace without saying a word.

naruto one

kakashi one

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remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

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this is the best picture ive ever seen

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Gaz: Where's your scary boyfriend? Y/N: Probably doing scary boyfriend things Ghost: *10 feet away behind a tree staring at them while holding knives*

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Tis the season to go all out

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It me

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How to Paint Light by jonhuangart

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Ghost, calling Y/N: Hey, sweetheart Y/N: Jail or hospital? Soap: How could you make such accusations when we are merely trying to greet the love of our life?! Y/N: Jail or hospital? Ghost: Do you really have such little faith in us? Y/N: Jail. Or. Hospital Soap: ...jail. AND WE LOVE YOU! Y/N: *hangs up*

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frankieromustdie: Rest in Peace BC, 🖤 xofrnk

[Dec 3, 2024]

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psychic!Reader being relentlessly stalked and terrorised by dead!Ghost.

He's not sure how he died, but considering the aura he has wrapped around him, it was vicious and violent. And while you're no stranger to helping the dead cross over when they need it, but he can't. Or won't. Everything you try doesn't work, and he soon decides that he's fine with that.

Prefers, instead, to follow you around. And at first, it's fine. He explores the world around him—intangible, untouchable—and asks snarky questions about why you're the only the one who can see him. How this came to be. But then he grows bored. Restless. Shifts into bad jokes. Taunts.

Finds the most amusement, though, in muttering in your ear about all the filthy things he'd do to you if he had his body back—in broad daylight, no less. All explicit, ugly things about testing your flexibility. Bending your knees to your ears. Getting that pretty little mouth on his cock—

Watches you shower. Drawls about having you put on a show for him. Slides into the bed with you when he can manipulate and solidify his form better. Icycold hands against your breasts. Squeezing your ass.

Most ghosts continue with their routine. Go on with their lives. Cogs in the machine. But he spends his time messing with you.

The problem, however, is that ghosts can only do much to interact with the physical world. Knocking things over. Stomping their feet down the halls. Saying a word. A name. A whisper. Cold air. Static. A slamming door.

But Simon's pinches hurt. His hand sometimes feels warm when he cups your beasts, or curls his palm over the nape of your neck, pulling you toward his groin only to huff when your face slips through it.

"not there yet, are we?" he drawls, but holds you there anyway just because he can.

Sometimes you have to remind yourself he's a ghost. A spectre. He can't really hurt you.

But when he nuzzles his face into your neck, and bites down so hard it burns, you find yourself unable to explain the raw, bloodied imprint of his teeth there the next morning. Or how warm, how solid, his body feels when he pulls you against his chest, hands groping at you as he stares at the mark he left with something primal twisting across his once pellucid face. Darkening with malintent. Desire.

Maybe you should have taken his threats a little more seriously after all.

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mechanakin skywalker

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Sometimes I think I draw his body a lil bit TOO bulky and his waist a bit TOO tiny but then I SEE HIS CANON INGAME MODEL.

I am not okay

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*moans in german*

Sex and Sex-related vocabulary for writing smut with german phrases

I had an anon ask me about useful sexy vocabulary in german to write smut with. Let's see what König might moan. *kicks up feet in the air and twirls hair*

note - for many, german and german dialects are not really considered sexy so this was a wild but fun Doktor Sommer-esk ride. the categories are not meant as any judgment, i just had to sort it in some way. feel free to add, fellow german-speakers.

Basics

Safe word - safe word, it's the same as in english. rot, gelb, grün - red, yellow, green Darf ich dich küssen? - May I kiss you? Darf ich dich anfassen? - May or can I touch you? Gefällt dir das? - Do you like this? Jungfrau - virgin, gender-non-specific Ich bin Jungfrau. Ich bin noch Jungfrau. Das ist neu für mich. - I am a virgin. I am still a virgin. I am new to this. Ich vertraue dir. - I trust you. heiß, heißer, am heißesten - hot, hotter, the hottest 🔥 Der ist aber groß. - Oh, he is big. (you are so welcome for this one) Ich komme. Ich komme gleich. - I'm cumming. I'm about to cum. Penis, Schwanz, Glied,... - Penis, cock, member, ... Vagina, Fotze, Spalte, Scheide,... - vagina, cunt, slit (derogatory), slit (technically sheath but kind old-fashioned yet not derogatory),... So eng. - So tight. So feucht. - so wet. Du fühlst dich so feucht an. - You feel so wet. Darf ich in dir kommen? Ich will in dir kommen. - Can I cum inside you? I want to cum inside you. Darf ich dir einen blasen? Willst du mir einen blasen? - Can I give you a blow job? Do you want to give me a blow job?

Contraception & pregnancy

Ich nehme die Pille. Nimmst du die Pille? - I am on the contraceptive pill. Do you take a contraceptive pill? Ich hab Kondome dabei. / Bitte benutz ein Kondom. - I have condoms. / Please use a condom. Ich bin schwanger. Ich bin nicht schwanger. Bist du schwanger?- I am pregnant. I am not pregnant. Are you pregnant?

Praises & Compliments

Das gefällt mir. - I like this. Du bist schön. - You are beautiful. Du siehst gut aus. - You look great. Mir gefällt was du da tust. Das machst du gut. - I like what you do (there). You are doing well. guter Junger - good boy Mehr! Weiter! Tiefer! Härter!- more! Keep going! Deeper! Harder! Oh Gott - Oh god.

Degradation & Kinks

Zieh mir an den Haaren. - Pull my hair. Halt still. - Don't move. Nimm ihn in den Mund. - Take it into your mouth. Lass mich dein Maul stopfen. - Let me make you shut up. / Let me fill your mouth. Schlampe - slut Hure - whore Ich wollte nur mal so ne Uniform anprobieren. - I just wanted to try out a uniform.

Post-sex talk

Wollen wir reden? Können wir reden? - Do you want to talk? Can we talk? Hab ich dir weh getan? - Did I hurt you? Bist du okay? Geht es dir gut? - Are you okay? Are you alright? Wollen wir kuscheln? - Do you want to cuddle? Schlaf gut - sleep tight.

I want to be tagged every time some uses this to write smut just to see how people use this.

In need of less bedroom focused vocabulary? here.