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Leo about Jason:

He looks so cool and oh my gods those eyes and that scar makes him look so rugged this is the most handsome man on the planet

Leo about Piper:

I guess she has clothes

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

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vote sagegreenfrogs

he is very funny and has very good taste in studio ghibli movies (its all of them. okay he just got me into studio ghibli tbh)

ROUND 4 POLL 1

@sagegreenfrogs @catinasink

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

sagegreenfrogs:

Sage - he/it/ze/canine neos

"genderqueer trans man (in an Abnormal way), aroaceflux and bi (with fluctuating preference,) microlabel user, neopronouns user, a million (not really. only like 8) kintypes, always has either 3 super intense crushes or likes nobody. dogboy tranny faggot and proud."

"I just got into a QPR after Platonically yearning for almost a year… cough…"

catinasink:

Pluto - it/he/star

(top left image by @finnslay, middle by @albi-bumblebee, top right and bottom by @trying-trying2lyk)

"as a tumblr user for over a year now, i've gone through many stages of faggotry, including a variety of homoerotic mutualships, some with multiple people involved. i have two boyfriends i am in yaoi with at this moment, and we are the epitome of faggotry. i have gone through the lesbian crushing on a straight girl, i have gone through crushing on a teacher older than my dad, i have gone through many labels in my faggoty life. as a true faggot, i want you to vote for me - the faginasink, if you will. im an rpf truther and have many a headcanon about long dead white people (18th century if youre wondering). im an avid monster drinker. i like mcr. i do diy. i kiss boys and am a boykisser. i used to be (and dabble in) girlkissing. i use a variety of pronouns (incliding coool, secret, evil pronouns). i am the ultimate faggot, and hopefully your vote will help me secure my role. i won last year so surely i am still the ultimate faggot ?"

"also i offer free pictures of my cat if ☝️ you vote for me"

"i went through a doomed t4t4t situationship and one of us detransitioned(?) one of us transitioned to a new identity and one of us stopped using the same chosen name so. id say thats pretty telling of my faggotness"

"i have like. the biggest crush on my history teacher i feel like thats faggoty"

"im really cool i promise i have a hyperfixation on ushistory which is awesome and cool and i made a plushie of john adams"

"uhh i went through doomed yuri at LEAST 3 times over the course of my life !!!!"

"please vote for me,..,..,,, itll make me happy,..,.."

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On the outside always looking in..

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On the outside always looking in..

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a bath bomb

sandwich time

ill start.

bread

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Inspired by nightly hallucinations:

If you could press a button to lower your voice for a few hours and someone else pressed it how would you feel about it?

•upset

•neutral

•laugh about it

•what makes you think it isn’t constantly pressed by me?

•don’t have a voice

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could toby fox put all the undertale characters on art fight. is he allowed

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

Keep reading

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俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。

My excellent tail belongs to me alone.

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my friend said his flight transmasc

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someone please help my daughter has been rotated

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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.