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i love how every cookie clicker mod gives off openly hostile energy
馃憤 big supporter of players using mods to lower their games' difficulty until they can make it through
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Viral photo from today's meeting of world leaders in Kyiv:

Ukrainian already making memes:

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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Also I took this one in the fitting rooms the other day while I was shopping for sporty clothes...
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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Wait, was there full mast 馃崋 in the wetsuit from instagram鈥檚 CF story?! I missed it in its high res glory!
Why do people keep saying that was full mast, I was just tucked up in the bodysuit 馃槃 my balls are misleading

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