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Wig

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um. i don’t think tumblr is much of a video posting place, but i’m going to leave this here bc it has drained me of three months of working 🥲👍

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"any unexpected sound or movement will scare the shit outta me" ho that ain't a cat that's a horse 😭🙏

Got that dog in me? No I got that cat in me (any unexpected sound or movement will scare the shit out of me)

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Did I really 🤨

I'm going to waste you time

Here are some orca differences

Congratulations, you've taught the public something new.

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"nar it's me trying to keep myself from cuddling you so hard it makes Rui jealous"

STARING INTENSIFIES

bingle bongle dingle dangle tickety boo tickety da ping pong lippy-tappy-too-ta

Enmu stared at the passenger for a long while. “Pardon, is that French you’re speaking? We don’t get many western travelers around here.”

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*makes demon noises and crawls up the tree*

(I'm sorry I can't help myself 👹🙏)

*becomes a gremlin*, bingle bongle dingle dangle tickety boo tickety da ping pong lippy-tappy-too-ta

”Wha-“

He stares at you, bewildered.

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*becomes the grudge and runs at you on all fours* 👹👹👹👹

*becomes a gremlin*, bingle bongle dingle dangle tickety boo tickety da ping pong lippy-tappy-too-ta

”Wha-“

He stares at you, bewildered.

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So last poll was a tie

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DOUMA AND Y/N 💀CRACK✨

Y/n: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?

Douma: Half-full, definitely.

Douma: Half-full and constantly rising.

Douma: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.

Douma: The Ocean is a soup.

Y/n:

Y/n: Do elaborate.

Douma: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Y/n: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Douma: *Tilts head*

Y/n: The Ocean is a Soup.

Douma: The Ocean is a Soup.

Y/n: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Douma: Myself.

Y/n: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Douma: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

Y/n: Snow got me feeling some type of way.

Douma: That's hypothermia. Y/n: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

Y/n: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Douma: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Y/n: Yes.

Douma: I'd sleep.

Y/n: When's the last time you slept?

Douma: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Y/n: A few- how many?!

Douma: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Y/n: What you need is sleep!

Y/n: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Douma: That naptime was a punishment.

Douma: I’m terrible at expressing myself.

Y/n: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!

Douma: Yes, but my actions are also bad.

Douma: Change is inedible.

Y/n: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Douma, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

Douma: The time to act is now.

Douma: Wink, wink.

Y/n: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Douma: Oh, sorry.

Douma: Wink.

Douma: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Y/n: That doesn't exist.

Douma: Not with that attitude.

Douma: I think I need a hug...

Y/n: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Douma: You... you can let go now.

Y/n: No, I absolutely cannot.

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COOOOOOOL

I'm working on a few fanfics.. I have some unfinished ones but I'm mostly focusing on my main 2 one on Wattpad the other on AO3.

YOOO HOWS IT BEEEEEEEEN?????????????

Yoooo!!!! It’s been such a long time since I last saw you!

In all honesty, I’ve been dealing with a lot. I’ve been wanting to clear out my requests, but I just haven’t had the motivation to because of stuff going on at home.

On the bright side, I’ve made my own Pokémon creepypasta!

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kokushibo and Y/n ✨incorrect quotes✨ :D

Kokushibo : And what did we learn, Y/n?

Y/n: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

Kokushibo : Something’s off.

Y/n: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Kokushibo : No, but that’s funny.

Y/n: I was arrested for being too cool.

Kokushibo : The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Y/n, texting Kokushibo : Any plans for tonight?

Kokushibo : No.

Y/n: Loser.

Kokushibo : If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Y/n?

Y/n: Oh, Kokushibo . When I die, I’m taking you with me.

Kokushibo : I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.

Y/n: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

Kokushibo : What are you eating?

Y/n: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Kokushibo : I like you, don't I?

Y/n: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Kokushibo : His cats' names are Walter and Rose.

Y/n: That's not what I asked.

Kokushibo : That is all the information I have.

Y/n: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Kokushibo : Okay.

Y/n: And make out during the scary parts.

Kokushibo : Th-

Kokushibo : The scary parts.

Kokushibo : Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Y/n: If I die, you can have what little I own.

Kokushibo : Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Y/n: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Kokushibo :

Kokushibo : *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

Kokushibo : Kill him.

Y/n: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

Y/n: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Kokushibo : On this moment or just my life in general?

Y/n: I can catch one of them. Let's go, Kokushibo .

Kokushibo : I didn't volunteer.

Y/n: A stake out needs two people! Think, Kokushibo . Who's gonna watch all the crime stuff while the other one eats a hoagie?

Y/n: Stop doing that.

Kokushibo : Stop doing what?

Y/n: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Kokushibo : Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.

Y/n, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself

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Shi my bad

Potato

Mm ... no ... that was not ... what my mind was on ...

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Your still a potato

Potato

Mm ... no ... that was not ... what my mind was on ...

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DO IT

Hello, Giyuu!

“Kanae- your sister likes to bully me”

insert crying noises

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Unless it's koku or his bro...

I asked a friend what the worst thing I could draw when I got home was and this exists now. What a start to Christmas Break 💀

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:D

I drew you in a corset.. twice.. one can't fix itself lol.

Quite nice. I must say, I approve.

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I made you into a dragon! But it got updated show u later

You have been dragoned.. Your scales killed my fucking fingers 😭😭

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