that-one-xachster

[that-one-xachster]

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

[that-one-xachster]

[that-one-xachster]

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

[that-one-xachster]

*Dr Doofenshmietz gestures at an empty area*

“BEHOLD THE PROCRASTINATOR!”

*empty area*

“I haven’t built it yet”

[that-one-xachster]

so I saw this yt comment that was like 'koichi haimawari has infinity, welcome back gojo' and honestly respect, legends never die

[that-one-xachster]

Stupid idea

Twilight: *busts into a bad guy's lair still wearing his apron from cooking at home*

Bad guys: a house husband?

Twilight: *puts on his fedora and pulls a gun*

Bad guys: TWILIGHT THE HOUSE HUSBAND!!!!

[that-one-xachster]

"Just relax and let go"

[that-one-xachster]

until we meet again y'all

[that-one-xachster]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[that-one-xachster]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this! 😆

[that-one-xachster]

christmas eve

[that-one-xachster]

[that-one-xachster]

[that-one-xachster]

Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

[that-one-xachster]

yeah utahime hating gojo bc he's just obnoxious is completely valid but do you ever think about how shoko is definitely the other reason? imagine having an underclassman friend, who at too young of an age is saddled with the angsty yaoi BULLSHIT of her two other best friends, who push her away and ignore her and never value her for her power and expertise the way they should. and this friend never faults them for it bc yes they were young and had horrible things happen to them, but you are her older friend and you are angry for her. your friend, shoko, is ALSO a strong kid being exploited the same way those two boys were, but no one thinks of her, especially gojo, who pushes her away in his grief. she deserves better. and she still hangs out with the 1 shitty friend who is left, and he's gotten better as a person with time but he's still hung up on the friend who left and is even more fucking full of himself as a coping mechanism, and you're adults who have to work together now. he has good ideas and is a good person at heart but he's still someone who didn't value your friend enough, who overshadowed your friend, even inadvertently. and every time you're forced to interact it's like UGH. WORST person you know is RIGHT.

[that-one-xachster]

entrance vs graduation ceremony

[that-one-xachster]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.