#LMFAOOOOOO

[daily-portgas-d-ace]

ANON WHO JUST SENT AN ASK I'M SAVING IT FOR NOW BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS BLOG

[laughingoutcast]

Edward: Bella I’m dangerous for you, I could kill you instan-

Bella: oh my god EDWARD. So can literally anything else. Jessica almost killed herself the other day because she mixed Clorox and Fabuloso together in her windowless bathroom. You’re not special.

[ctntduotism]

FUCKKKK ALL OF YOUUUUUU (/aff)

[3416]

Elvis Merzļikins takes the stick right out of Auston Matthews hands and Matthews picks up the goalie stick to defend, resulting in penalties for both of them.

Leafs vs Blue Jackets | 01.22.25

[twistedappletree]

[cinamun]

No pressure | Next

[justmossyall]

Rand: ok goddard now type K-Y-S

[girlsz1]

Just The Two of Us… You and I…

Summary: After Carter bought you flowers and and asked you out for dinner, Zayne doesn’t like that and feel a bit jealous

Authors Note: yooo I was playing lads and this scene where Carter asks the mc out for dinner and said he was the one that left flowers on her desk, AND THEN ZAYNE POPPED OUT. AND OOOOOO WHEN ZAYNE AND MC WERE IN THE CAR ZAYNE SAID HE ‘he fact that he gave you roses is enough to put me on high alert.” AND “But when he told you to be careful while traveling… I doubt that was a simple , friendly reminder.” I BIT MY LIP GURLLL 😩 Like I know zayne definitely felt some fort of jealousy likeee cmonnn

WC: 573

It was weird. Zayne…. was acting weird. Like he was hiding something. But what? That man is mysterious as fuck, but that’s exactly why you like him too. Well, one of the many reasons anyway. And there just one thing that’s bothering you right now. The silence.

The silence was killing you in the car. He hands on the driving wheel as he focuses on the road ahead. Was it because of earlier? Was he… jealous? You cover your mouth, giggling to yourself at the thought of him actually being jealous. For second Zayne shift his gaze over to you before focusing on the road again. “Is.. something funny?” Zayne asks.

You put a index finger on your chin and tap. “Mmmm maaaaybe. I was thinking.. maybe.. you’re.. I don’t know.. a tiiiiiny bit jealous?”

Zayne sighs. “Please.. don’t say such nonsense. Did you get enough rest last night? Do you need a checkup-“

“I’m fine, Dr. Zayne,” You cut Zayne off, waving a finger at him. “ And don’t change the subject! I see right through you, mister.” You squint you eyes at him as you cross your arms. Zayne chuckles. “Okay, you got me. I… was a bit jealous.”

You nod your head. “Yes, but why?”

Zayne wandered a bit in his head. He and Carter worked under the same professor yet went different paths. On top of that, after buys you flowers and then has the audacity to ask you out for dinner? You? With him?? He just couldn’t let that happen. He’d have a heart attack. Gosh.. just the thought of-

“Uhh.. hello? Earth to Zayne?”

Zayne shakes his head a bit. “Sorry, I.. spaced out.” Your eyes widened. “Well good thing you didn’t crash the car. Who else if supposed to check on me if not you?”

Zayne smiles at that. “Right.”

“Anyway, you were gonna state your reason.”

Zayne nods. “Yes. I.. actually wanted to be the one the one to give you flowers. I even planned for us to have dinner and hang out more. I know it seems impossible especially since I’m always busy and I know you hate getting your hopes up, but I managed to clear up my schedule for just the two of us. And I’d hate for another guy like him to take away your attention. Especially since.. I.. like you.”

Your mouth opens slightly. “Zayne…”

Zayne shakes his head. “I know, it’s silly.” “No, it’s not,” You say. “I actually like you too. I really appreciate you making space in you schedule just for me. It means a lot. Thank you, Zayne. For everything.”

The car finally stops at a red light. You take the opportunity to take him by shock and put a hand on the side of his face and hiss his cheek.

Zaynes eyes widened, but quickly regains himself. “Hmm, I think a kiss would do better on the lips, no?”

Zayne then gets closer to you. The distance between your faces getting closer as your lips finally meet. The kiss doesn’t end just yet. Neither of you want to let go, not even for a quick breath. But of course, it ended.

Your lips form into a smile “I really do hope we can spend more time together.”

“Yeah,” Zayne smiles. “Just the two of us.” He says as he grabs your hand and squeezes it gently.

You squeeze his hand back gently. “You and I.”

That damn smirk…

[byjove]

Apollo in the Forge of Vulcan, Diego Velázquez, circa. 1659

[gyllenhaux]

things i think would kill hannibal lecter

- nicki minaj or any music of that genre

- the state of any teenage girl's depression room

- mcdonalds

- mountain dew

- reality tv

- acrylic nails anywhere above the 1 inch mark

- will grahams dogs SPECIFICALLY when they shed in the summer

- being vulnerable without turning it into a metaphor

- social media in general especially twitter snd tiktok

- mirror pics or selfies

- mitski

- action movies

[d3cay1ngst4tic]

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this is so funny because i REEK of jasmine and vanilla (<- as told by my peers). [link.]

[pebbles-scatter]

whatcha lookin' at there, Cavendish?

[cixrosie]

WHY DID THE KID SAY THAT TO HIM LMFAOOOOOOO

[3416]

kinda hilarious to have a literal direct comparison year to year now with mitch yelling at the bench vs willy last year and see just how unfairly that's interpreted by "fans"

[laughingoutcast]

Edward: Bella PLEASE you have to understand. You’d be soulless, a monster. Condemned to bloodlust and-

Bella: Don’t CAREEEEEEE. C’mon. c’mon. GIMMIE da fangsss 😛 Even If you don’t, I’m sure Alice wouldn’t mind.

Edward:

[joy-girl]

Sassy Minato