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‪boy im talking to: i was bragging about you to my coworkers they all think youre really cute‬

me: editing a pic of mung daal to look like luigi‬

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[Description start: A young woman is playing the beginning part of the Universal Studios theme song on a huge marimba, and then she throws both of the mallets at a drum placed in front of the xylophone. Another woman comes after her, playing the same tune and throws the mallets at the drum again. A man walks up after the last woman has finished and starts singing the ending of the Universal Studios theme off-key before laughing and walking away. End of description.]

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soup is a potion

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how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

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YouTubers when they hit a subscriber milestone:

Jenna Marbles when she hits a subscriber milestone:

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Man: Hey French guy, how do you say yes? Oui. How do you say no? Non. How do you say maybe?

[Said with strong Southern accent]: Puh-tater.

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You ever be remembering something and it feels like ur going to the back of ur brain and buffering shit

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@i-am-a-fish @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @deepshowerthoughts

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“Can One Punch Man beat-”

Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match. 

Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.

If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care. 

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thinking about those toy pizzas where the slices velcro together

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Guys I’m sorry I haven’t seen any of the IT movies, so whenever I hear about Richie I think about my boy Richie rich