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When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

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Apollo: I could fix him

Percy: I could fix him

Narrator: They made each other worse, but hotter

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Jaskier and Geralt but as Orpheus and Eurydice

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AND YOUNGEST SMALLEST BOY IMPRISONED 🫵🫵🫵 (i swear if this is foreshadowing for Luke’s powers)

Me when I remember Hector was offering Jason his bread because he thought Jason was hungry and that was the cause for his weird staring at him

THEY DONT DESERVE YOU MY BOY

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Nico holding Milo and Hector by their scruffs, trying to lure Percy out like a momma cat that got loose: CMERE PERCY I HAVE YOUR BABIES

Me when I remember Hector was offering Jason his bread because he thought Jason was hungry and that was the cause for his weird staring at him

THEY DONT DESERVE YOU MY BOY

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sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

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Nico popping in to visit his sister and seeing Hector: what’s up- woah you have one too?

Hazel: One of what?

Jason and all of Rome: THERE’S MORE OF THEM?!

Me when I remember Hector was offering Jason his bread because he thought Jason was hungry and that was the cause for his weird staring at him

THEY DONT DESERVE YOU MY BOY

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*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

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Some people really need to take a course of 'Appropriate AO3 Comments 101'

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Apollo holding his firstborn son: Baby, both arms cradle you now, both arms cradle you now

How Percy sees Hector // How Rome sees Hector

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friendly reminder that Thalia and Percy have the same taste in men: Luke Castellan and Apollo ;)

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An orphan develops the habit of talking to the moon as if it were a parent—just telling it about their day, and occasionally announcing milestones in their life, like their admission to college. Unbeknownst to them, the moon has been listening all along, and it's so very proud.

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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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Writers be like... This character is literally my child. 

Also writers...  Anyway, here’s their trauma. Hope it wrecks them properly this time.

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Don't you think you owe it to readers to give them what they want?

No? What an odd take. Read my fic or don't.