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sometimes a mutual you’ve followed for years wakes up one day and decides that they are a WWE RPF shipper now and that’s the new theme of the blog for god knows how long and it’s not like you can unfollow them so I guess we’re just here now
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(gets into a coma) (wakes up) (tearful loved ones embrace me and we hold each other laughing) (fifteen minutes pass) (start scrolling on my phone)
#well maybe i need some tearful embraces from my online friends.#also yes i do be scrolling my phone
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tbh my hot take is that a lot of people are obnoxiously weird about feet and its usually not the people that have foot fetishes
#so weird like why are you blurring your feet. if you and i agree that they're just feet then why blur them.#there's fetishes for every single part of the body. for your voice too.#are you eventually going to turn yourself into a blurred voice distorted entity. come on.
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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
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as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍
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starting to think that maybe I'm not doomed at all. perhaps there's actually some hope for me left...
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this hit me like a truck
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#explain it to me show it to me give me time to adjust#no more learning by doing girl YOU already know what you're doing just SHOW ME and it'll be EASIER
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being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that
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#PREV#nothing will take me as quickly out of a fic as twenty versions of “the taller one” “the blond one” “the other man” “the younger man”#i am begging u people i know that as a writer it feels terrible and clumsly to just keep using their plain old first names#but srsly no reader will notice it i promise
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Bradley Trumpfheller, from “Speculative Realism”
#words#honestly i think i would slay as a staple gun#must be rlly satisfying#not as satisfying as a regular stapler though. imagine you job in life was just to go chomp. god what a dream
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Like a new friend!
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pulling you closer by our red string of fate so i can bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bi
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reblog if you're corny and insufferable
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