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LMAOOOO ILY @lenaluthorssuitcollection

Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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I checked out the Wickedbeauty ship because I love me some ships. This ship was definitely worth my time searching videos of. One of my top ships is Red/Belle like I adore those two and will probably rant about why later. My question if let's say take out Ruby ya I see you glaring at me but would you ship zelena and Belle or keep the rumpbelle? I feel like Wickedbeauty is under public like I just heard of this ship and I am ultimate shipper. Which is most times very disappointing in life.

Was I oblivious to this ship?

💚💛

Oh I'm definitely chosing WickedBeauty over Rumbelle, like in a HEARTBEAT

But I'll raise you one : RubyxBellexZelena ??? yea

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more belle bc i love her

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#Okay, but we still don’t have a heterosexual explanation for this [3//??]

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polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change

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i'm going to speak for all lesbians and say thank you for the sword posting 👀

you all are SO welcome honestly sharing them with you is the highlight of my day

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THAT’S WHY I THOUGHT I’D ASK IDK WHAT KIDS WANT

I just asked an 11 yo if he wanted a coffee how the hell am i supposed to be a mom one day

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no a colleague of mine left his kid in the lab cause he didn’t have a babysitter for today and he was bored so I gave him a sword to play with………..

I just asked an 11 yo if he wanted a coffee how the hell am i supposed to be a mom one day

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today’s sword: early 19th century ceremonial saber with intact leather handle

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update: I gave him a sword instead

I just asked an 11 yo if he wanted a coffee how the hell am i supposed to be a mom one day

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I just asked an 11 yo if he wanted a coffee how the hell am i supposed to be a mom one day

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how dare they post this while I'm at work

i have things i cannot say so instead im just writnig a very Very normal fic

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Hi everyone !!!

Thought I'd make an intro post since I'm back on Tumblr after years of having a real life or whatever.

I'm 24, she/her, a lesbian, French (yeah I know everyone has flaws guys), you can call me Eddy but honestly "that one bitch" is fine with me, also I'm an historian irl.

I've been writing fanfic for 10+ years, my main fandoms and ships are:

-Once Upon a Time: (Swanqueen, SleepingWarrior, Redbeauty and many others...) -> honestly my main hyperfixation at the moment

-Buffy the Vampire Slayer: (Spuffy and Cangel forever)

-Lost (2004): (JackxSawyerxKate idk they don't have a ship name)

-Criminal Minds: (Jemily my love)

-The X-Files: (Mulder and Scully have been an obssession since I was like 6)

-Black Sails: (JackxAnne, EleanorxMax) -> this one's pretty niche but yeah it's probably the best show I've ever watched

Idk there are probably others but my brain's broken at the moment.

I also make A LOT of moodboards because I like it!!!! This blog is mainly about sharing little rants and dumb stuff. Also sometimes I post pics of swords I work on in my irl job because they are very cool.

Currently writing on AO3:

A lot of random one-shots about my main ships

A VERY long OUAT medical AU, full of angst, mainly SQ centered, which I often post about under the tag Emergency Time (which is the very dumb name I've given this work)

My ask and DMs are ALWAYS open!!!!

I think that's all for now!!!!

With all my love ❤

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Once Upon A Time + Costumes

Ruby Lucas' black & red dress and red & black scarf in Season 01, Episode 01.

// requested by anonymous

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I have this head canon that whenever Regina's mad at Emma she says something like : I *will* kill you, Miss.Swan.

And Emma's response is always, without fail, something along the lines of: You already tried, how'd that go?

Or

Think you'll manage this time, Madame Mayor?

And so on.

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posting a little Ruby moodboard from my medical AU just because I hate to see this blog empty

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hey just so you know this is still ongoing and I WILL need everyone to participate 😔

Crack Fanfic Idea:

Short chapters that are called after a specific pattern. For example:

The day Emma and Regina...

But instead of clever ideas you use autofil and see what's going to happen that day. You probably need help with different algorithms, but I think it could be so fun and silly.