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Be the reason why the lights flicker when you enter a room.

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Halloween stuff for pets

Cause everyone loves Halloween

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this is so funny the pharmacist was definitely in the right here

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🎃  Happy Halloween 🎃

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Thor: Contrary to popular belief Loki knows exactly what he's doing.

Tony: That, Pikachu, is precisely the problem.

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sun: 🌞 me: shut the fuck

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I have an upsetting lack of silk night gowns

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What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

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things to wear when i’m investigating an abandoned castle that’s heavily rumoured to be infested with vampires

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A list of supernatural beings in the British Isles, from the Denham Tracts, 1892-5 (pictured). ~from The Penguin Book of English Folktales, Neil Philip, 1992

The author notes that this is where Tolkien found the creature name: Hobbits. I also see Fire Drakes. And I’d add that since this was published, there are at least two recognizable creature/character names J.K. Rowling may have gotten from it.

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I gotta say, having a husband/spouse who 100% accepts your spookiness is just so liberating, I can be myself and not hide anything

like, I can straight up complain about the sun and that its burning my delicate vampire eyes and he just chuckles, and he’s super serious so if he smiles, its a big deal

I love it

from day 1 when he started flirting with me, sending me those cheesy FB quotes with heart/rose pics I warned him what he was in for with me. I was like, hey, I’m pretty much a witch. his response? he called me his beautiful witch in spanish (he’s Guatemalan). I forget how he phrased it exactly, but it was super sweet

our first halloween together he dressed up as gomez to my morticia (he even shaved his goatee to be just a mustache for the costume!!!)

he is superstitious though. his family believes in some wives tales from back home. his family thinks theres a ghost in his sister’s family’s apartment because the friend that is renting out the extra room swears he saw a little kid standing in the hallway but it wasn’t the sister’s son. so I know they’re open minded about this kind of stuff? which is really awesome. I’m not sure I believe in ghosts/stuff but I want to. I don’t know if that makes sense.

we’ll also share our dreams, from weird to funny ones. which can be super personal and again, I love that we have that openness about our relationship

and also, because he himself is not spooky, its never a competition and he doesn’t joke when I wear colors other than black. in fact, our first valentines day together, he got me a bouquet with a black ribbon instead of red. small details like that just make me all smiley and stuff

I’m less than 5 weeks away from having this baby and I think the hormones are making me extra mushy, but that’s okay. like, I was hugging my toddler while we watched one of his fav movies and he had his arm around my neck and it was so adorable and sweet I almost cried. i did give him a loving raspberry on his face which made him laugh, but i held in my tears. hes too young to understand “happy tears” so i didnt want to confuse him

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got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaign for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen