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going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

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me staring at my ceiling after y/n does the most FLABBERGASTING thing ever

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MY SHAYLA 😭

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SEBASTIAN STAN GOLDEN GLOBES 2025

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"English isn't my first language!" the nervous writer proclaimed before presenting me with the most magnificent piece of modern day literature I have ever read in the form of a Spencer Reid/Reader hurt/comfort fanfiction.

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I was rewatching Daredevil, and I'd forgotten what a funny little guy Matt Murdock is. He's like, "I can't kill anyone because I'm a catholic. I feel guilty about hurting people 'cause what's god gonna say?" And I just wanna take his hand and ask, "Matt, baby girl, have you ever heard about the Crusades? The Inquisition? The sexual abuse scandals? The Canadian Indigenous Residential Schools? The Catholic church's endorsement of fucking Hitler??? If god's been chill about all of that, you'll be fine for beating the shit out of human traffickers, cupcake."

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these characters keep me sane.

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When y/n does something that a would never do to pookie

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look at my lawyer dawgggggg i need to sleep with him 😫🤯🤣

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Some of my favorite soft cutie Matt moments:

When he just yawns big because of how tired he is 🥺 (get this man some naps!)

Him trying to intimidate Stick but failing because he does it in the most baby boy way

Giggly, jumpy drunk college Matt of course ☺️

His little jump slide on the counter and swinging his legs

Him tucking his sweatpants into his socks 😆

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speaking my truth guys

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