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NYC must learn the lessons of other states targeted by the US and go full steam ahead on developing their fledgling nuclear enrichment program in order to maintain their sovereignty

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9000 degrees in the shop today, but we have metal to cut!

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Hot take time (might not be a hot take): the proliferation of IPAs is one of the biggest issues in the modern craft beer scene

Go to any trendy bar and it like 80% IPAs

Where are the sours, gose, lagers, bocks, stouts, porters?

No just IPAs. Fucking gross ass IPAd

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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99% of the time someone "falsely accused of being transphobic" is the most rabid transphobe imaginable who barely hides it behind girlblogger coquette aesthetics and then the other 1% of the time it's a trans woman being DARVO'd by her ex, and you'd NEVER guess which one people decide to 100% take their word for.

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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portraits of transgender women, from 'identity: in and beyond the binary,' dave naz, 2017.

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when did bunlith's waist get more snatched than a baby from a crib 🫣🏖

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This puppy could use some help with money for gas and food, anyone wanna help it out? Puppy boobs for engagement and encouragement

Cashapp is $rainstorm229

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This morning I had like the lesbian equivalent of that part from the Brian David Gilbert cooking video about getting called Boss haha

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I dont really fuck with american pop culture and its discourses anymore but Beyonce celebrating ethnic cleansing with her tour shirt is tooooo on the nose

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A 14 year old girl flushing her miscarriage down the toilet can be charged with mutilating a corpse, but keeping a dead woman on life support for 120 days then cutting her open to extract a 2 pound fetus because her dead body was decaying too fast to sustain the pregnancy any longer is not only legal but compelled by law. America/the world/men hate women so much.

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tme people respect transfems challenge level impossible

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citadel: explodes

every citizen: woooo yea

scientist on the TV: we all need to fuck. now

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