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Frank approves of my tattoo

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This is my tarantula Frank.

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Donnie Darko (2001)

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Dead Silence (2007)

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The ABCs of Death (2012)

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Movie Review: Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

So I knew I would see this movie even though it was probably going to suck because I'm a sucker for these freaking Paranormal Activity movies. Although this one was actually mildly entertaining. I say that because it was actually pretty hilarious. Mostly because the movie revolved around teenagers being...well...teenagers and it was quite hilarious. Wasn't exactly scary. I mean some of the special effects were pretty cool. I mean the concept was interesting too. This movie wasn't really anything special so there's not much to say about it. A decent movie. I recommend it if you're bored.

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Paranormal Activity (2007)

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Orphan (2009)

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Shutter (2008)

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Scream (1996)

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The worst I've seen is by far Melancholie Der Engel. It was one of the first reviews I did. I know this seems pretty hard to beat but holy shit. Melancholie Der Engel actually made me close to physically ill. Which never happens. Here's the review: 

http://thathorrorblog.tumblr.com/post/66387211352/movie-review-melancholie-der-engel

….am I really doing this? Ugh. Alright. This movie. This. Fucking. Movie. One. Lemme just tell you. I had to get drunk to fucking get through it. This movie is some fucked up shit. Not the worst I’ve seen, but pretty damn close. Alright so it’s about some Serbian (obviously) retired porn…

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The ABCs of Death (2012)

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Dead Silence (2007)

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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)

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The ABCs of Death (2012)

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Movie Review: Would You Rather

Alrighty. So this movie. Don't love it, don't hate it. It's a decent movie. Good for someone with a sick sense of humor. There's some gore. And it shows how quickly people will turn on each other for survival and large sums of money. It's actually a really interesting concept. This rich billionaire finds people who desperately need money for loved ones medical care. They're all invited for a dinner and told that he will choose one of them and that person will receive all the medical care for their loved one and also a large sum of money. Little do they know that they literally have to fight for not only the prize, but their lives. The effects aren't bad and are somewhat realistic. I thought it was okay, there are certainly movies that are worse. Plus it has Sasha Grey in it. And who doesn't love Sasha Grey.

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Dead Silence (2007)