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Be with someone who fucking loves you and loves fucking you.
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Ever felt homesickness even inside your house... because people around you aren't making you happy....
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CRY SIS in crisis
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God please if you don't wanna make anybody my friend, atleast make me a millionaire[soon].
I'll better survive alone!!
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Indians being so humble to AI, I'm afraid.... hum kahi AI se colonize na ho jaaye.....
Robots will may be command to change its batteries.....
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Attention k liye boyfriend ko voice msg me "kidnap ho gyii hu" bol diya...
Kya consequences honge ab guysssssss¿¿¿¿
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Normalise having a threatening aura but really just being an absolute sweetheart
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All this is a women's fault.
"Men use to go to wars" bol bol k sach me war kradi hai....
PS:- I'm a women.
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Was casually flirting with this guy(who said he liked me a lot) and in between that he said you are one of the best girls and also for marriage, it's just that if you would have been little slimmer my mother would have liked you more.
How do I stop myself from talking to guys like this?
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I said "I want a man jisko mai bolu din to din aur raat to raat Maan le wo"
My boyfriend took it seriously.
He took an afternoon nap and when he woke up, I convinced him(on a call) that it was morning and not evening and that he should go and brush his teeth ASAP. I know that he knew it was 6pm and yet he brushed.
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Am I the only one who is annoyed by this ghibli trend... Too much of it now.
Cartoons.....
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Certified kohlipaglu....
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No more "khada hu aaj bhi wahi"

We won 🏆 🍾✨️🫶🏻
What a thrilling, nail-biting match that was! Huge congratulations to Team India on this phenomenal victory 🏆😌
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Dead people would be so offended, only if they were able to watch advertisements for insurance policies.... The makers literally curse the dead for not taking an insurance policy. 😒
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