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i love seeing artists draw obscure characters and then use them to tell some really fucking intense captivating stories
its like catching up on friend-of-a-friend drama
im invested but who the fuck are these people
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Oh yeah btw update I bagged the nerd I was pining for
Love economy is thriving, dramatic poetry economy is crashing, I can only bully them now
My weird little psychopathic scrumpble <3
OK so not to to be pinning on main
But hey do you wanna come talk with me? Yeah i'm right downstairs. Yeah same spot as last time, since you said you liked being here. Oh and I noticed there's a hole in your shirt collar! can I look at that for a second? No you don't have to take it off, I'll be quick haha! Yeah I can fix this for you if you like? Yeah absolutely, I'm happy to do it. You do seem to like this shirt, you wear it alot. Hey, what's up? You seem off, you're not acting like you do most days. Bad day? Aw man, can I help? I can listen to you rant, if you'd like? Hey it's no problem, seriously, I'm happy to do it. I got you your favourite food as a way to cheer you up, do you want it? Haha, yeah, I knew that would work! Well yeah it worked last time.
Why did I remember this?
Well you know. Love, and what not.
Anyway do you wanna go somewhere with me? No I didn't plan anything, with you I don't really need to.
I'll love you anywhere we go.
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I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".
It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.
It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.
Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:
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OK so not to to be pinning on main
But hey do you wanna come talk with me? Yeah i'm right downstairs. Yeah same spot as last time, since you said you liked being here. Oh and I noticed there's a hole in your shirt collar! can I look at that for a second? No you don't have to take it off, I'll be quick haha! Yeah I can fix this for you if you like? Yeah absolutely, I'm happy to do it. You do seem to like this shirt, you wear it alot. Hey, what's up? You seem off, you're not acting like you do most days. Bad day? Aw man, can I help? I can listen to you rant, if you'd like? Hey it's no problem, seriously, I'm happy to do it. I got you your favourite food as a way to cheer you up, do you want it? Haha, yeah, I knew that would work! Well yeah it worked last time.
Why did I remember this?
Well you know. Love, and what not.
Anyway do you wanna go somewhere with me? No I didn't plan anything, with you I don't really need to.
I'll love you anywhere we go.
#IM FILLED WITH JOY AND HOPE AND LOVE#im also a huge advocate for casual love with no expectation of sexual activity#i dont want you to take your shirt off i want to talk with you#your eyes say more than your skin does#ANYWAY IM HAVING JOYOUS WHIMSY ABOUT PEOPLE#AND MYSELF#AND THE GENERAL WAY THAT HUMAN KIND EXPRESSES LOVE IN DIFFERENT WAYS#wERE ALL FUCKING BEAUTIFUL#anyway im gonna go back to having heart palpatations thinking of this beautiful#beautiful nerd im pining after
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@rat-detector I don't know if this one counts, because I think these are mice. Gotta check in with the experts

"A friend?"
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guys im so sad!!!! the furry friend group doesn’t like me!!!! what am i to do!!!!
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Donut is learning the “Rob a Purse” rat trick!
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Hey heres a good question how many tags are you able to put on a post
#Am i able to just keep going#oh my god i am#ok so what now#ive lost count of my number so do i just monologue now#like some sort of shakespearean character#...or i couldve looked up the tag limit and just ended it there#but nooooo#i had to test it immediately#because i definitely dont have other shit to do#i mean what if i start counting again#one#two#three#four#fivr#fuck i mispelled it#five#six#seven#eignt#SHIT#eight*#nine#ten#eleven#twelve#yeah no im bored of it now#have i not reached thirty yet??? does reblog have a different tag count#damn it this is why i was counting#so i could tell when i get to thirty or more
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Hey heres a good question how many tags are you able to put on a post
#one#two#three#four#five#six#seven#eight#nine#ten#eleven#twelve#thirteen#fourteen#fifteen#sixteen#seventeen#eighteen#nineteen#twentyone#twentytwo#twentythree#twentyfour#you know the more i spell out these numbers#the more i have that thing where like#“is this supposed to be spelled like that”#twentyeight#twenty#twenty as a word looks weird#oh the tag limit is 30. what if i reblog and add more though
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I found out my lawyer is asexual
Call that Impenetrable Defense
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@rat-detector did you check this one yet
Girls' fishing trip!
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Best mutual
Ever.
Rat detector, detects some rats babehy !!!
#RATS AND SHIT#Got hit in the face with the “rat detected” pic on a pukicho post#good blog#adds more rat content in my life#everyone needs some good rat content
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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Let's get cozy, friend.
[crow-time.com]
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