thatikealamp
thatikealamp
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if you know me, sshhhh no you don't ssshhhhhhhhutup
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thatikealamp · 4 months ago
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i love seeing artists draw obscure characters and then use them to tell some really fucking intense captivating stories
its like catching up on friend-of-a-friend drama
im invested but who the fuck are these people
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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Oh yeah btw update I bagged the nerd I was pining for
Love economy is thriving, dramatic poetry economy is crashing, I can only bully them now
My weird little psychopathic scrumpble <3
OK so not to to be pinning on main
But hey do you wanna come talk with me? Yeah i'm right downstairs. Yeah same spot as last time, since you said you liked being here. Oh and I noticed there's a hole in your shirt collar! can I look at that for a second? No you don't have to take it off, I'll be quick haha! Yeah I can fix this for you if you like? Yeah absolutely, I'm happy to do it. You do seem to like this shirt, you wear it alot. Hey, what's up? You seem off, you're not acting like you do most days. Bad day? Aw man, can I help? I can listen to you rant, if you'd like? Hey it's no problem, seriously, I'm happy to do it. I got you your favourite food as a way to cheer you up, do you want it? Haha, yeah, I knew that would work! Well yeah it worked last time.
Why did I remember this?
Well you know. Love, and what not.
Anyway do you wanna go somewhere with me? No I didn't plan anything, with you I don't really need to.
I'll love you anywhere we go.
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".
It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.
It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.
Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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OK so not to to be pinning on main
But hey do you wanna come talk with me? Yeah i'm right downstairs. Yeah same spot as last time, since you said you liked being here. Oh and I noticed there's a hole in your shirt collar! can I look at that for a second? No you don't have to take it off, I'll be quick haha! Yeah I can fix this for you if you like? Yeah absolutely, I'm happy to do it. You do seem to like this shirt, you wear it alot. Hey, what's up? You seem off, you're not acting like you do most days. Bad day? Aw man, can I help? I can listen to you rant, if you'd like? Hey it's no problem, seriously, I'm happy to do it. I got you your favourite food as a way to cheer you up, do you want it? Haha, yeah, I knew that would work! Well yeah it worked last time.
Why did I remember this?
Well you know. Love, and what not.
Anyway do you wanna go somewhere with me? No I didn't plan anything, with you I don't really need to.
I'll love you anywhere we go.
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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@rat-detector I don't know if this one counts, because I think these are mice. Gotta check in with the experts
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"A friend?"
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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guys im so sad!!!! the furry friend group doesn’t like me!!!! what am i to do!!!!
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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Donut is learning the “Rob a Purse” rat trick! 
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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Hey heres a good question how many tags are you able to put on a post
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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Hey heres a good question how many tags are you able to put on a post
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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I found out my lawyer is asexual
Call that Impenetrable Defense
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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Girls' fishing trip!
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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@rat-detector did you check this one yet
Girls' fishing trip!
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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Best mutual
Ever.
Rat detector, detects some rats babehy !!!
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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thatikealamp · 1 year ago
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Let's get cozy, friend.
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