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thatlittleegyptologist · 40 minutes
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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Elizabeth Bennet: I went to Accomplished Woman Island and nobody there knew you. In fact it was uninhabited.
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okay @cuydulce you asked for it!
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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I did do the fic writing again. It's here. Okay you can leave now.
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Downsides to being an Egyptologist: When someone does this on the monty python dead parrot app:
𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊
And they're like 'ohhh cute frog in mushrooms!!!' and you're like:
mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ-ḥqt-mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ
or in English
chisel-sunshade-chisel-sunshade-chisel-FROG-chisel-sunshade-chisel-sunshade-chisel
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it's strooping absolute wafel
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I'm glad the 'having fun' part was included. That was necessary.
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wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?
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just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.
do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.
write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.
do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.
boycott ALL of eurovision.
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
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weird teenage girl syndrome
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She’s a 10 but she lives off of academic validation while simultaneously procrastinating like she’s been promised immortality
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Bothering the beast
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