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“You’re smart enough to do it so, technically, you could.”

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“…Hey, I can’t do all the work on this project.”

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Matthew Daddario Quotes

"We call our shoes ‘sneakers,’ right? But they're not really sneaking."

"Can't wait till they invent phones with keyboards."

"I don't know this guy. He came to hang out so I complimented his hair."

"How many artichokes can you eat in one sitting?"

"No, go back to my idea!"

"Maybe, they'll throw the books out. Just not follow the books anymore."

"Hey guys did everyone floss today? You gotta floss every day. Otherwise, your dentist makes you feel bad."

"I play piano but I won't call it a talent."

"I'm the funniest person in the cast and that's simply because everybody else is so painfully unfunny."

"There is literally no memory left in my phone. I took fourteen thousand blue sky photos and I need all of them."

"Send him photos of fried chicken and crab cakes."

"I have a dentist appt tomorrow. I'm not gonna brush my teeth tonight. Also not going to shower. This is going to be painful for everyone."

"You are not trash, you are lovely!"

"Don't sign contracts in your blood. It's usually not required by any reputable party."

"He's slippin' out his little tongue eating snail treats off the ground."

"I will eat anywhere in the house. I'll eat cheese crackers in bed!"

"He looks down and sees this wonderful man. He hops down there and smooches that man right on the face. Right in front of everyone."

"...it's not fair that he is more handsome than me!!!"

"Don't do the hokey pokey around witches."

"They're never gonna release the deleted scenes to you guys because they're racy and inappropriate."

"This video is going on social media!"

"I'm ashamed to admit I lied about the selfies. The phone is 98% cow pictures and I can't delete them. I need a new phone. Forgive me."

"Thank god I started sandpapering my feet when I was four."

"Is Alec appreciating at an increased rate because of an increase in demand? Or is it the same rate as before."

"Note, some alpaca do not appreciate head pats."

"If humans lived in barns, we'd be smelly, too."

"Had to delete all my cow photos to make room for selfies, so I will say 'I appreciate you, cows.'"

"Wow. It's spelled Gollum. Wow. So disappointed. Hiding my own cell phone for the next two weeks."

"You're a little kitty cat. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy kitty cat, kitty cat."

"Sometimes when I travel between dimensions, I think, man, I should really buy a sailboat."

"If I was running for President, my VP would be a well trained golden retriever."

"Who's not going to watch Hamlet in space? I mean, Space Hamlet!"

"I just think we should all acknowledge what is awesome about Harry!"

"I like eating food after dark."

"Generally, people avoid kissing their sister in a healthy life."

"If you don't like my zebra leggings, it's because you just don't understand zebra leggings."

"I think we should provide more showers for cows."

"If I'm having a bad day, I eat pizza."

"I hope Google uses the same algorithm to encrypt my email as my pocket does to tie knots with my headphones."

"I would own a farm. Not like growing crops but maybe have a few animals like cows, and maybe an alpaca or a llama. I would chop wood all day."

"Dog. #dog. Dog. Dog."

"Had fun tweeting with/at you guys. Phone is about to die. Gonna go get more double-A batteries."

"The jackhammer has been joined by his friend, the concrete saw. Rare that you get two music legends right outside your window like this."

"Interdimensional cat smuggling is severely punished. But you can make a killing on the black cat market."

"You should just give up on me like I did. So done with me right now I can't even."

"What am I fan of? No one's ever asked me this before! Oh man."

"I don't know why they say that. I think they're poking fun at me."

"Congrats. You deserve that sailboat."

"I don't know. I don't have any pet peeve. Yapping little dogs, I guess. Buttons that don't go up right."

"Donkeys look like rabbit horses."

"Everyone is all, 'follow your heart.' If that worked I'd be watching Shadowhunters in my spaceship."

"Am I making this up?"

"I don't condone it, but I understand it, and therefore, I will not pass judgment on it."

"I can eat a pound of pork rinds."

"I am your bird king!"

"Baby pigs or baby cows? They're both good options."

"I have deleted a single photo from my phone. I have room for one selfie. Living on the edge. If it happens, no second chances."

"She gets it at a Shadowhunter tailor where we get all our stuff. Are you serious?"

"My cell phone is not the most important thing in my life. It just feels that way."

"Kill her immediately. Problem solved."

"You're not me? Most people aren't, in my experience."

"Man I've spent a whole year talking about sailboats and I could have just jumped on this SHIP."

"Reminder not to cite 'game of thrones' as my motivation for getting into politics."

"To all the people who threaten to punch me in the face... Do I have to be concerned or is that a love thing?"

"Put this on?! Fit it on my body?!"

"I’m going to shave today. Nobody will recognize me and I’ll have to reintroduce myself to all my friends."

"Don't get me started on this question."

"Okay, quick question. What does it mean when someone says they are your 'trash?' Asking for a friend..."

"Wait, 'SexyBack' is by Justin Timberlake?"

"Everyone's smooching everyone and Alec just wants to do his job. That's why he's the best and deserves a big smooch."

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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER SENTENCE MEME

“You can’t use my room for anonymous sex. I’m kind of a neat freak that way.”

“My shrink told me I was crazy! Well, who’s the narcissist with severe attachment disorder now?”

“Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.”

“The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.”

“You’re like God. There’s no one hotter than God.”

“If I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you’re trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard that your eyes pop out and then I’ll feed them to you like grapes.”

“Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don’t let it be awkward.”

“If I can talk a stripper into paying me for a lap dance, I can talk my way out of a speeding ticket.”

“When will you learn that the only difference between my life and a porno is my life has better lighting?”

“Ugh! You are worse than my shrink. ‘We have to talk about your father,’ or ‘I’m not going to teach you how to hypnotize people, you’ll only use it for evil,’ or ‘I’m not going to conduct a couples session between you and this woman, she’s obviously a prostitute.’ I don’t need this!”

“I’m sorry, I don’t speak ‘I never get laid’.”

“I feel like I’ve done so much good I have a soul boner.”

“It is a lifestyle blog for the upscale, sophisticated urban gentleman, and it’s never gonna take off if I can’t post today’s boner joke.”

“The first time I rode in a limo I was five. I was on the way to my grandfather’s funeral. I suppose, in a way, I still am.”

“Your ego’s writing checks your body can’t cash.”

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notdeadbutundead:

I seem to have disappeared for a long time with no explination. My laptop broke but I have a new one now so I’ll probably be here if I’m needed

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"Everything's normally a good choice." Jasper smiled. He'd decided that Stiles was adorable when he blushed. Jasper was normally one to avoid PDA because he hadn't really seen the appeal of it until that moment. He leaned forward and pressed a quick kiss to Stiles' lips.   

Stiles jerked his head around the room, cheeks turning red like a tomato. The only PDA Stiles has ever experienced was the couples’ he glanced at down the hall. Now it’s him who will be looked at. It felt exhilarating. “Go ahead.” He finally said when he look back at his date. “M-might as well try everything on the menu.” 

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Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to try for a baby."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"I've got a romantic surprise for you."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."

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v: summer never ends

Camp Paradise is a summer camp for teens aged 14-18 that gives the chance for new friends and new experiences. There’s new activities every week that’s great for campers and camp councelors alike.

Rules: Stay active Track the tag v: summer never ends No OOC drama Canon characters and OCs welcome Write a short bio about your character No doubles but twins can be discussed

Application: Mun name: URL: Character name: Character age: Some info about character: FC: Camper or councelor:

Characters: Counselors: Jasper Jordan-19-Jasper used to attend the camp and, during his final year, decided he wanted to volunteer as a counselor-Devon Bostick-Written by Morgan- @thatmyfriendisgame

Campers:

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cute shippy starters

lovelornrocketscientist:

Adapted from this post. 

“Come over here and make me.”

“Have you lost your damn mind!?”

“Please, don’t leave.”

“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

“I almost lost you.”

“Wanna bet?”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Teach me how to play?”

“Don’t you dare throw that snowba—goddammit!”

“I think we need to talk.”

“Kiss me.”

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”

“So, I found this waterfall…”

“It could be worse.”

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

“The paint’s supposed to go where?”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

“Just once.”

“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

“I got you a present.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“Marry me?”

“I thought you were dead.”

“It’s not what it looks like…”

“You lied to me.”

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

“Please don’t do this.”

“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

“I wish I could hate you.”

“Wanna dance?”

“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”

“You did all of this for me?”

“I swear it was an accident.”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”

“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”

“No one needs to know.”

“Boo.”

“Well this is awkward…”

Credit: @alwaysbellamyblake

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cute shippy starters

Adapted from this post. 

“Come over here and make me.”

“Have you lost your damn mind!?”

“Please, don’t leave.”

“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

“I almost lost you.”

“Wanna bet?”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Teach me how to play?”

“Don’t you dare throw that snowba—goddammit!”

“I think we need to talk.”

“Kiss me.”

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”

“So, I found this waterfall…”

“It could be worse.”

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

“The paint’s supposed to go where?”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

“Just once.”

“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

“I got you a present.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“Marry me?”

“I thought you were dead.”

“It’s not what it looks like…”

“You lied to me.”

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

“Please don’t do this.”

“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

“I wish I could hate you.”

“Wanna dance?”

“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”

“You did all of this for me?”

“I swear it was an accident.”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”

“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”

“No one needs to know.”

“Boo.”

“Well this is awkward…”

Credit: @alwaysbellamyblake

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I've decided that the answer's yes

Guys… summer camp verse… with cabin mates and camp activities… yes or no?

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Guys... summer camp verse... with cabin mates and camp activities... yes or no?

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RP starters: Concern.

“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”

“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”

“Blood? Are you bleeding?”

“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”

“I thought I would never see you again…”

“We should get you to hospital.”

“Where did all those bruises came from?”

“I have the right to be worried!”

“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”

“Sleep at my place tonight.”

“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”

“Please talk to me about it.”

“Let me take care of you.”

“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”

“How many times have I told you to not go there?”

“You could’ve died, you know…”

“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”

“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”

“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”

“I’m your friend, of course I care!”

“You know I’m always here for you, right?”

“You’re not okay.”

“I’m just trying to help you.”

“Let me clean your wounds…”

“Why did you do it? Tell me.”

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Introduction Starters

“Does this shop always have such long lines?"

"Chicago really is the windy city, isn't it!"

"How are you doing today?"

"Have you guys been having any trouble with the Wi-Fi?"

"That dish looks great! What is it? I might have to order it for myself."

"Where are you from?"

"Are you new here?"

"Welcome!"

"I'm sorry to be a bother but could you tell me the time?"

"So... this weather, huh? *Insert awkward laugh*"

"Have you guys found a place to put your coats/bags, or are we just holding on to them?"

"What kind of drink is that?"

"Aren't you a little young to be here by yourself?"

"Aren't you a little old to be here?"

"You guys look like you're having the most fun in the room, mind if I join this conversation?"

"Oh my gosh! Did you just see what happened?"

"Excuse me, but are you a model?"

*Looks over to the person on my left* "I hope I die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Is this seat taken?"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"That is a lovely name, are you named after someone?"

"Hello, do you work here?"

"I'm sorry but could you help me with something?"

"Hey there beautiful! People call me [Name] but you can call me tonight ;)"

"Do you mind if we share a cab?"

"Excuse me? I'm sorry to bother you but you have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe... here let me get it."

"Hi, I'm [name]"

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Reblog if you're ok with other characters developing crushes on your characters.

Just to let people know that you will not be upset or uncomfortable if their characters do develop crushes and act/make advances to your characters! Also if you’re ok with certain characters but not others than please specify!  (◡‿◡)

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Captain America: Civil War

"Did you know about this?"

"If you do this, they will never stop being afraid of you."

"I can't control their fear, only my own."

"Can you move your seat up?"

"Couldn't you have done that earlier?"

"I hate you."

"Clearly retirement doesn't suit you, get tired of playing golf?"

"Well, I played 18, I shot 18, just can't seem to miss."

"First time for everything."

"Made you look."

"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?"

"I know you're nervous and you have every right to be, but you're lying."

"Do you even remember them?"

"I remember them all."

"How long are you gonna play both sides?"

"Are you incapable of dropping your ego for one god damn second?"

"I'm not the one who needs to watch their back."

"Are you sure about this?"

"I can't trust my own mind."

"So you like cats?"

"How long do you think you can save your friend from me?"

"Well, then... what are you doing here?"

"I didn't want you to be alone..."

"The people that shoot at you, usually wind up shooting at me."

"I don't do that anymore."

"Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive."

"That's smart. Good strategy."

"It always ends in a fight."

"Shit! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!"

"You seem a little defensive."

"Well, it's been a long day."

"Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop!"

"Who's speaking?"

"It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days."

"Are we still friends?"

"That depends on how hard you hit me."

"Give me back my ____!"

"I said I would help you find him, not catch him."

"What's up tic-tac?"

"I can do this all day."

"Ugh...what time zone is this?"

"Sometimes I just want to punch you in your perfect teeth."

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"Yeah... I know how to do things. Not name them."  

“I could try but I don’t think it’d sound any better.”

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"It's not. You just have to move slightly and call it dancing." 

“You don’t have to but that’s not as much fun.”