just that one confused bisexual. Im a single motherfucker #blm the Bourgeois will fall one day send asks for memey responses I’m confused about everything but my sexuality He/Him
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Unfortunately this is funny as hell
#is reese witherspoon a woman?#like genuinely#the first woman i thought of and im not even sure if i remembered a woman
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I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender
"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy
"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy
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Hey hey, adult gaming questionnaire coming your way
I wanted to get an idea of certain trends and metrics in adult gaming which, to nobody's surprise, is hard to come by. As a game dev for adult games, what should we expect the customer...to expect? So I thought I'd make a quick little questionnaire to get people's feedback!
It's completely anonymous so don't worry about any private info being leaked. So please! Fill out this short survey (18+ only)!
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Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?
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You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).
Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.
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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...

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“And i would have gotten away with it too if not for you employees and those talking pigs!”

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I had the picky eater forcibly removed since i was young. But one thing i used to do was throw heavy amount of tantrums when my food would touch and i still put in effort to keep thing separate
put in the tags:
whether you are neurodivergent (or starting to consider the possibility)
your exact score
anything you hate that wasn't on here
and the number one food you Will Not Eat.
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hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
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It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 8 years of my life spent here since i was 10
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The worst part of waking up for me is the realization that my horrendous thoughts will begin all again.
The idea that i have been left unpunished for too many of my bad deeds despite punishing myself daily.
The idea that our world is crumbling beneath our feet as we watch helpless to do anything but stand and watch
The idea that i should keep quiet of my complaints because I haven’t got it bad enough.
The idea that every mental issue i know beyond a doubt that i struggle with is just me faking for attention.
Why must my mind be so damn certain. Why must i be so certain.
Why can’t i have silence.
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There are sooo many things about the idea of not allowing hate into our lives that angers me.
I have every damn right to hold contempt for the man who would hang me because I choose to dick down some person with nads instead of a cooch.
I hold every right to wish for every bad fortune upon those who do me wrong. I shouldn’t have to pretend to respect the nazi trying to justify genocide. I should not Be seen as crazy for suggesting that if we eliminate these facsists instead of letting them speak our problems would end sooner.
Does no one understand why we have the capacity for hate? Fools tricked by the old greedy and frightened put their hate in the wrong place and commit atrocities, but if we stopped fearing our hate stop trying fruitlessly to eliminate it and instead realize why we were give such a gift. To protect the ones we love
Fear the change in climate and revolutionize our power industry
Fear the oligarchy and their use of us as meat cogs in their fucked up machine of exploitation and remove them from power
Fear the fool and be prepared for his foolish mistakes
Perhaps it is not fear that had been the issue but fear without purpose and fear without knowledge.
Perhaps i am confused…
Perhaps…
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