Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
so is it up to these two on the mainland now!?!?!
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
I had the most vivid dream that in the newest Spider-Man movie Aunt May was played by Hugh Laurie in a old woman’s wig and clothes and would only respond to Hugh Laureleigh and no one questioned it except me.
#and it was pronounced like the main character of Gilmore Girls#and he didn’t act like an old lady he acted like Dr. House but gave Spider-Man cookies and scolded him for being out too late#I don’t know what vision some god has gifted me with#Apollo stay away with your dodgeball
0 notes
Text
What happened to the tumblr logo??? Who took the personality out of it??? It’s just blue now
0 notes
Text
I need the sprinters to lean over and kiss each other for good luck before every race
I need a homoerotic sports anime for every Olympic event so I can understand what’s going on
165 notes
·
View notes
Text
trying to get into ace attorney but ahh phoenix fanon is annoying
1 note
·
View note
Text
i had a dream last night that luigi had a new form called “gay rights luigi” and he looked like this
196K notes
·
View notes
Text
Where do the hobby painters come in? The Warhammer and DND players looking for fine tip brushes and plastic bonding paints?
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
989K notes
·
View notes
Text
I so badly wish to draw Sebastian from Stardew right now but I must WORK and be SLAVE TO CAPITALISM because UNIVERSITY IS EXPENSIVE so I simply snap out of my emo boy filled daydreams whenever my coworkers ask me questions
#stardew sebastian#stardew valley#my boyfriend#my HUSBAND#the universe conspires against me#and I know I’m gonna lose all these ideas the second I get home
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
I know at this point we’re beating a dead company, but my heart goes out to that poor freshly graduated Crowdstrike intern who ChatGPT’d their way into the biggest IT crash we’ve seen in years. This is what people thought would happen on Y2K.
#this is a joke#crowdstrike#internship#computer#computer crash#and all those IT people running at Mach 5 to fix everything
0 notes
Text
My precious little smiley boy
1 note
·
View note
Text
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!
not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.
77K notes
·
View notes
Text
These bitches gay!!!
I’ve been recommended Ace Attorney by a lot of my friends and I finally got it, I’ll let you guys know what I think
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
I’ve been recommended Ace Attorney by a lot of my friends and I finally got it, I’ll let you guys know what I think
3 notes
·
View notes