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holy fucking shit

"gay people aren't real" oh yeah? then how come i was asked to be the karkat vantas to someones dave strider then?

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hey yeah.. your girlfriend is trans.. yeah hes a guy now. no no no, hes happy. he just realized that constantly wishing he was a boy and hating dresses wasnt a quirky girl thing. yeah

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end the stereotype that you have to have been married to be divorced

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"gay people aren't real" oh yeah? then how come i was asked to be the karkat vantas to someones dave strider then?

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im having a moment

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when i die i wanna be buried in gray body paint and troll horns

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Started getting into bracelet making like a dummy. Literally only the Karkat one is mine the others are for my bf

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FINALLY

FAN TROLL

Here's Amotiz Phyrus I love him very much yes he has a lego sword DO NOT ASK IT'S FUNNY

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misgendering someone isn't bad because "it can cause dysphoria".

misgendering someone is bad because it's fucking disrespectful.

it's not somehow less harmful to misgender someone without dysphoria than it is to misgender someone with dysphoria.

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you guys would buy this on a shirt right

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The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life

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going back to school today so activity will be spotty! i'll only be online on: mondays, tuesdays and fridays entirely wednesday & saturday mornings thursday & sunday evenings dont ask why it's so specific it just is.

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intro because idk i need to do this

Hi I'm Alexander. I'm a transman whos also a minor. I'm in the process of getting diagnosed with autism and adhd but thats taking a while.

This was meant to be a throwaway blog since i got locked out of my main one but idk at this point. My original blog was @pls-pass-the-salt

I like a lot of things, like a shit load of things. Some of my main interests are

Homestuck/Hiveswap

Psychonauts (the game)

Pokemon

Faith The Unholy Trinity

Junji Ito

Bugs

OasisQuest

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Heres one for all my homestuckies. Reblog this with what aspect you think the person youre reblogging from has (regardless of what their actual aspect is :P )

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since youve never played animal crossing, i made an explanation

earth c au where jake is just a museum curator and gushes and infodumps about every exhibit and tells people cool info but the cool part about the museum is that he owns it. its the skaianet industries brand historical preservation museum and it's full of exhibits with recreations of historical artifacts from alternia, beforus, earth-b and so on, because of all the movies he watched, he realised that most things the heros in adventure movies are sacred to the people guarding them and shouldn't be fucked with thats all goodnight

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earth c au where jake is just a museum curator and gushes and infodumps about every exhibit and tells people cool info but the cool part about the museum is that he owns it. its the skaianet industries brand historical preservation museum and it's full of exhibits with recreations of historical artifacts from alternia, beforus, earth-b and so on, because of all the movies he watched, he realised that most things the heros in adventure movies are sacred to the people guarding them and shouldn't be fucked with thats all goodnight