Tumblr you gotta stop lying to me
I have no friends
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Alright, the pee pee
The pee pee for Poozco
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What is a scientific way to say “I fucked your mom”
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I hate finding mangled babies in Dollar Tree
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I’m going to make a new alcoholic drink called “The Human Bluescreen”
It’s prune juice mixed with alcohol and spices
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Prostate exams are the reason why “Finger” rhymes with “Sphincter”
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When I see a notification, I get extremely stressed out until I find out that it’s just telling me that Gaud or P.M Seymour posted something
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Fiorian Mythical
Fiorian Celebi
also falsely known as the "Doom Bringer"
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I posted this to the wrong account like a tomfooler
Fiorian Hoenn Starters + Bonus Fiorian
Fiorian Sceptile
Grass - Rock
Fiorian Blaziken
Ice - Ghost
Fiorian Swampert
Electric - Poison
Fiorian Koffing (not final design)
Grass - Poison
Fiorian Koffing evolves into Zneesing, which is based off of Allergies
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Here’s something important for the Pokémon: Ignite and Frost lore!!
Ohio and Florida are canon
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Pokémon Regional Forms
Fiorian Grovyle - Rock/Fighting
Fiorian Combusken - Ice/Ghost
Fiorian Marshtomp - Electric/Poison
Turns out the Mudkip you (probably) saw in my last post was a different form of Fiorian Mudkip
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More Regional Starter Forms!
So I was studying a Fiorian Shuckle, until I came across a Rock Type Treecko, I was pretty confused, I thought "Chikorita, Cyndaquil and Totodile are the only starters with regional forms!"
Turns out I was wrong
Fiorian Treecko - Rock
Fiorian Torchic - Ice/Ghost
Fiorian Mudkip - Electric
I hope to find out more about these regional forms
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Fiorian Meganium - The Hazy Longneck Pokémon (WATER)
Fiorian Typhlosion - The Tired Badger / Living Oasis Pokémon (GRASS)
Fiorian Feraligatr - The Scorching Gator Pokémon (FIRE)
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Read this in a pokedex voice
Fiorian Chikorita
The Misty Sauropoda
It's a relaxed Pokémon, when it battles something, it uses the mist on it's head and tail to create a smoke-screen like effect, then flee.
Fiorian Bayleef
The Foggy Dinosaur
The mist it produces can calm down angry Pokémon, it helped a Fiorian Gardevoir take down a raging Hydreigon
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Pokemon: Shuckle
Region: Fiore
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Pokémon: Kirlia
Region: Fiore
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Fiorian Quilava
Grass Type
Quilava is a supportive Pokémon, it helps other Pokémon by giving them Berries from the tree on it's back, Cutiefly occasionally sit in the bush on its behind.
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Fiorian Croconaw
Fire Type
Fiorian Croconaw were a huge craze back then, they would usually be in album covers, they get along well Toxtricity and Rillaboom.
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