thatoneplexworker

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Whats your favoeuite thing about each animatronic? :o

Ooo Im bad at words bc I'm with my gf right now and she don't like me bein on my phone for long but I can type something up real quick

Freddy: just how nice he is, he cares for everyone and it shows

Roxy: her hair I wish my hair looked that good

Chica: everything I would die for that woman

Monty: daddy- sorry I meant daddy- sorry I meant daddy- sorry, daddy- (jk, I like that he's a gator. I also relate to the whole anger issues thing (also the other shit he got going on but I ain't airing it out))

Moon: how silly he is. Like some ppl think he's super scary but like??? He's obviously just being silly he's just a silly guy and creature I love him (he's also sweet)

Sun: I'm a huge sun and moon theme enjoyer so this also applies to Moon but FUCK I go crazy over celestial shit. Also he looks very bite-able- I haven't bitten him but I want to. He's also nice and sweet and silly the little sunny bear

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Oh no

What is your favorite music to play in the daycare?

Well, OBVIOUSLY the daycare theme! It's such a fun little tune that really gets me going!

And... Don't tell Fazbear, but one of workers granted us access to spotify a while back! Our favorite musical artist to play for the kids is Queen!

Now if all the children are gone, I then play my own personal favorite artist: Imagine Dragons!

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</3333 so mean to me... Though that means I'll never have to clean up there again... Desiscioins decisions....

Mr sir I ate a glue of glitter what do I do

DON'T EAT THE CRAFTS!?!?!

THAT CAUSES INDIGESTION- THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!!!!

Call the proper authorities- preferably paramedics to deal with this! I am not equipped to deal with incompetent people!

NEW RULE:

Do NOT eat the craft materials, no matter how good they may look or smell!!!

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<3 not in the daycare sunny bear /t

Mr sir I ate a glue of glitter what do I do

DON'T EAT THE CRAFTS!?!?!

THAT CAUSES INDIGESTION- THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!!!!

Call the proper authorities- preferably paramedics to deal with this! I am not equipped to deal with incompetent people!

NEW RULE:

Do NOT eat the craft materials, no matter how good they may look or smell!!!

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Fuck how am I meant to get my Elmer's fix then I can't go more than 5 hours without a hit of it

Mr sir I ate a glue of glitter what do I do

DON'T EAT THE CRAFTS!?!?!

THAT CAUSES INDIGESTION- THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!!!!

Call the proper authorities- preferably paramedics to deal with this! I am not equipped to deal with incompetent people!

NEW RULE:

Do NOT eat the craft materials, no matter how good they may look or smell!!!

[thatoneplexworker]

Someone mess up the Daycare dudes so I can mess around with their wires I'm on parts and service duty tomorrow

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There are no photos never baby

Moon baby photos acquired; he was an ugly fucking baby

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Liar liar pants on fire

Gang I think @thatoneplexworker got hijacked by Moon DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING IT POSTS

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:)

Someone mess up the Daycare dudes so I can mess around with their wires I'm on parts and service duty tomorrow

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What do u think would happen if I showed moonman his baby photos

Someone mess up the Daycare dudes so I can mess around with their wires I'm on parts and service duty tomorrow

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Anyways I just checked the internet for anything and all that came up were some tumblr blogs talking about it so

you know, the infamous bite? or uh...bites i guess. 1983 and 1987. first one was one of the founders kids. second one was a guard.

Do you think I researched this company before applying

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you know, the infamous bite? or uh...bites i guess. 1983 and 1987. first one was one of the founders kids. second one was a guard.

Do you think I researched this company before applying

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Moon baby photos acquired; he was an ugly fucking baby

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rip, u will be missed

Good News gang: I found out what was stinking up Chica's room

Bad News though: I have to clean up so much crap

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Ligma balls

told moon about ligma, sun hates me now

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MONTYS GAY?????

Oh Happy Pride Month!

All the animatronics at the pizzaplex are gay btw. All of them

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Simp

Smash or Pass; daycare attendant

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