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Quotes from discord with MM and “friends”

Me and my friends say some stupid shit and we quote each other on them from time to time. Here are some of my favs that fit so well with RE8 characters. I got the idea from @bonk003. Theirs was better imo. XD

WARNING: Due to somethings said this is +18 so Minors dont interact:

Sal: I'm sweating whole basketballs.

Donna: Cuz I can't yell at strangers!

Donna: I just saw a silver fish baby in the laundry room.

Alcina : I mean who doesn't like tits.

Bela: I reached out of the hotel window trying to connect to their shitty WIFI so I could watch it.

Dani: Is that your dog?!    -a bear runs up-

Angie: Your my slaves now!

Cassandra : We're adopted!

Karl: I hate feelings.

Dani: "2 big guys bust on my eyes." Bela: "BRUH!!" Cassandra : -Loses her shit-

Bela: Stop putting dirt on meh bed!

MM: Ass needs to be amputated.

Alcina : I'm gonna do lesbian activities.

Angie: Milf Fucker!

Dani: Don't let my cocks get out!

Angie: Be the whore you were always meant to be.

Cassandra : If you fall you better get up or your falln' down the stairs next.

MM: I don't need them; I just wanted them for their genetics.

Karl: Get out of my crackhouse!

Donna: Get in the house you whore!

MM: I'm sorry if i want to fuck Santa.

Alcina : You're a demon what do u expect.

MM: I may or may not have fucked Santa.

Karl: Stupid movie!!! -movie epic jump scare- -Sal & Karl both scream-

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I don’t know who has the better stare; Mother Miranda or Angie. 

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Some lady came into the house and Angie is having none of it. 

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When you ask mom to take a selfie with you.

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I love Pigeons too much. XD

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