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Amir: did it hurt-

Darling: what when i fell from heaven

Amir: no, when you got kicked out of hell

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Rupert, holding a python: guys i impulsively bought a python what do i name him?

Amir: YOU DID WHA-

Cecily: William Snakespear.

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LETS GO LESBIANS

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"JUST GOT 10/10 ON A DRAMA TEST, ITS CALLED BEING A THEATRE KID BITCH"

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*taps mic* jecily.

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DO IT.

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Cecily: here you are Joan, a nice warm cup of coffee!

Joan: it's cold

Cecily: Nice cup of coffee

Joan: its horrible!

Cecily: Cup of coffee

Joan: i'm not even sure its coffee

Cecily: Cup.

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Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is “dying” or “dead” when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever

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Joan: girls are so hot

Rupert: guys are hot, too

Cecily: why is everyone so hot?

Percy: global warming, man

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Wenceslaus: why are your tongues purple?

Rupert: i had a blue slushie

Amir: and i had a red one

Wenceslaus: oh

Wenceslaus: OH

Wenceslaus: why did you drink each others slushies?

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Rupert: the food is too hot, i can't eat it.

Amir: You're too hot and i still cant eat you

Rupert: *blushes*

Amir: *Winks at him*

Percy: one normal dinner. I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DINNER!!!!!!!!!!

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Rupert: there are 10 kids and 7 chairs, what do we do?

Joan: have everyone stand

Cecily: The best 7 of the lot can sit

Barabbas: Kill 3.

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this is why im obsessed with tumblr.

watch until the very end

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keep it going yall

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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"At my funeral, there’s going to be a closed casket, and then it’ll be open to reveal that I’m not inside. Instead, they’ll turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing."

-Cecily

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free serotitin :D

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this is like my 5000th meme